#vaseline.

[fashionhotline1]

Perrie Sian CVS Haul | 20th May 2026

Vaseline Intensive Care Cocoa Butter Deep Conditioning Rich Hydrating Lotion: £18.99

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

Vaseline really IS better than everything else my fucking god

[staceyjoy]

So I'm nursing a cold, right? My nose is one big faucet and I carry around a box of Kleenex and a bunch of drugs to help me breathe, that I refer to as my portable pharmacy. This is particularly awesome looking when you work at a bar and are washing your hands every ten seconds because you touched your nose or blew your nose or whatever.

Anyway. When you have a cold, and you blow your nose every eight seconds or whatever, your nose gets chapped. In college, my roommate Kate and I bought caught horrible head colds at the same time and she went to Target or Walgreens or whatever to get some Vaseline for our poor chapped noses.

She came back with a fucking TUB of Vaseline that was the size of a small puppy.

So every time someone came over to our shared room, that person's FIRST question was "Why do you have so much Vaseline."

Awesome.