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Sniff the chocolate bunny through your nose

So ive had a fucking wild week on top of being sick, nd to make my friday, i get a special offer from my pal at this muzzleloading outfitter.

So im in there checking out the new arrivals in the skull case, and i notice a giant pair of herbivore mandibles, theyre labled as moose jaws, but in the back of my mind i knew they were a bit short for moose. My mother adult and father figure are roaming as i am glued to this case. Were about to leave and im prying myself from the skull display case, and my pal, Chris, asks me if i have 20 dollars. Im like, not at the moment, why? He goes into the back room and pulls out the skull that went with the mandibles, and i immediately think its a moose. Im super excited and practically jumping in place as he explains that the brain is dried up and still inside the skull nd thats why hes going to sell it so cheap. I dont hve the money but my mother says she'll buy it if i graduate on time, and since i plan to anyways, i agree, and we take the skull home. Only once we were in the car and i was thinking about it, i realized she wasnt a moose and was actually just a cow! I actually have cow skull on my dream items list, and its better that i couldve hoped for

So now i have to graduate in order to get my skull and clean her up to be painted or whatever i plan to do!

TLDR: cow skull get