#vegarblack

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Anon me a body part or organ and receive a literary surprise.

vegarblack put me up to it. Anon me and find out what she's making me do.

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In honor of a certain artist, I've changed my profile pic for only the third time since joining this website.

It may seem innocuous, but at max-res...

It's a kelpie with a dildo tied to his hat from many moons ago that I suspect she's forgotten existed.

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Fuck sparing anyone the wrath of my dick razors.

vegarblack

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dont make me clumsily coronate you with my balls

Vegarblack, quoting her character Orcus

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My activity feed is an endless fucking stream of "bellybutton"

Vegarblack is a horrible person and I hate her

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I mean, I know I drew it, but seriously its a good cloaca. Id let him rub it against me, and if something squishy came out of it, I wouldnt be mad. Just sayin.

vegarblack

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This dude has such a pretty cloaca.

vegarblack

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[10:47:36 PM] Hashbrown Derpnado: D:

[10:48:38 PM] Hashbrown Derpnado: dude, I need you to do research for me. Look up dildos. Really obscure ones. Fantasy creatures, fairies, unicorns, dragons, even dogs and cats and furry things and tell me exactly where all the holes in the market are. And Ill start making 3d models of new ones and Ill send them on a reel to that company

[10:48:51 PM] Elizabeth Salvoni: "Where all the holes in the market are"

[10:48:54 PM] Hashbrown Derpnado: yes

[10:48:55 PM] Elizabeth Salvoni: In the customers, presumably