Spider-man shiesty mark... doesn't really work but one can dream. I hate his dumbass btw
Yes WE all gonna ignore the white space and lack of creativity in his suit aight 😂😂😂🥀🥀🥀🥀💧💧
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Spider-man shiesty mark... doesn't really work but one can dream. I hate his dumbass btw
Yes WE all gonna ignore the white space and lack of creativity in his suit aight 😂😂😂🥀🥀🥀🥀💧💧
Can I request some hcs of a reader who can make the evil Mark’s literally melt like butter at the slightest touch or compliment. Like he’s normally very stoic and serious/scary and downright evil but as soon as the reader calls him “baby” he’s like defenseless puppy. Absolutely adores the reader but despite his softness, will still murder anyone who dares to look at them wrong.
Specifically thinking of Sinister, Viltrumite, Sheisty, and Emperor, but you can add whoever else you’d like!
Characters: Target, Shiesty, Sinister, Viltrumite
Emperor Mark (aka Target, Striped Mark)
I am still unsure how to portray this guy. He is one of the more difficult variants to write for, and I don’t know whether he’s immature and overcompensating or is a perpetually exhausted boss, but either way, he is a barking chihuahua towards anyone who isn’t you. Ferocious, loud and territorial, but harmless, as long as you’re around.
He hates it when others speak with you, especially “the help” or even your own friends. He glares at them without fail, but stays quiet because the last time he made a scene about someone disrespecting you by making unwarranted eye contact, you reprimanded him and refused to spend time with him until he promised never to get in the way of your social events.
Shiesty Mark
He used to be a total slob; not in the dirty doesn’t shower and brush teeth-way, but in the messy-leaves his clothes littered around the room-way.
Whipped. All of the Marks are, but this one's “friends” go out of their way to accuse him of this because he is a different man from who he was before meeting you.
I think I’ve mentioned it before, but he’s the type who does not repeat his mistakes. He is prone to being a manchild, but he never weaponizes his incompetence. You wish he wouldn’t scatter his laundry all over your shared home? Ask him nicely and he will fold everything and keep them in one corner for easy access. You don’t like it when he leaves his used glass unwashed on the kitchen counter? Tell him and you will never see dishes pile on the sink again.
He doesn’t care if his buddies make fun of him, but the moment they insult you is the moment they lose their right to live.
scenario:
“Am I dreaming?”
“No.”
“You’re shitting with me. This is some cruel prank, right?”
You laughed and tapped the package on the table, its plastic cover shimmering under the warm light of your living room. Today was Mark’s birthday. It was hard to forget because he’s been telling you that it was almost his special day a whole month earlier.
You hung a blue and yellow “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” banner over the flat screen TV and had his favorite songs blasting from his Godzilla-shaped speaker. His friends were coming over in a few minutes but you decided to give him his present early.
It was the newest GameCube with holographic features and a vibrating controller.
“This was just released in Japan two days ago, they say the program doesn’t even have English installed.” He held the box up like it was the most precious set of chinaware.
“I knew a guy who knew a guy who helped get the global release models.”
He set down the box and lifted you in the air. “Have I ever told you how lucky I am to have you?”
You ran your fingers through his hair just as the doorbell rang. “That will be your guests.”
He carefully set you down and started walking towards the door. “Are you sure you don’t want to stay? I mean, I know we have a more private thing later tonight planned, but it would be nice to have you here.”
“You’re sweet, but we’ve talked about this. I don’t think your friends like me very much so I’ll only be here for a few minutes to welcome them and then I’ll catch up on some reading in the cafe downstairs while you guys play with your new toy.”
“There is no way they don’t like you.”
You threw your hands up in surrender and went to check the food.
As you put the freshly baked lasagna on the kitchen island, the racket of Mark’s clique filled the whole condo unit.
“Imma set up the console, you guys can go ahead and eat if you want,” you overheard Mark tell them.
Familiar faces popped in, some smiling, some had their mouths in tight lines.
“Cool place,” said one of them. It was Kurtis, a guy who had bleached hair and wore really loose pants.
You smiled at him. “Thank you.”
His grin was more sardonic as he added, “Guess Mark must’ve been really good for you to let him move in.”
The others snickered.
“You got any beer here, sweet thing?”
You maintained your polite smile. “It’s in the fridge. Feel free to take anything.”
One of the girls rolled her eyes and she went back to the living room.
You refused to show them any weakness and resumed cutting up the lasagna.
***
“Look at these graphics.” Kurtis whistled as he and Mark raced against each other.
The living room boomed with music and the roar of digital car engines. The smell of booze and lasagna permeated the air.
“Right? Apparently, the stores in Japan all sold out the hour they released this thing.”
“So how did you get your hands on this thing?”
Mark beamed proudly as he crossed the finish line first, the controller almost vibrating out of his grip. “What do you think?”
“You stole this thing from Japan?”
“No, dumbass, they got it for me. Best part is that there shouldn’t even be an English setting but lo and behold. They gave it to me right before you guys came here. It was quite the surprise.”
“Ah.” Kurtis put down his controller and reached for his beer.
Mark did the same and looked at him. “What?”
“Nothing.”
“It’s not nothing. Tell me.”
Kurtis shrugged. “You changed.”
“What?”
Their friends who were in the room with them suddenly stiffened.
Kurtis shrugged again. “Dude, you just said ‘quite.’ And who the Hell uses ‘lo and behold’?”
“They use those words.”
“Exactly. Just a few months together and now, you act like–” He waved his bottle “–like this.”
“Like what?”
“Like the kind of guy we used to make fun of. Look at this place, bro.”
Mark wasn’t an interior designer, and he would’ve been fine living in a dingy apartment so long as he had his essentials, but since he started living with you he has learned to appreciate a good painting or a potted plant, how one piece can really bring an entire room together. The old him would have scoffed at the person he has become.
But Mark didn’t like who he used to be before he met you.
He was about to make a retort when he caught a whiff of cigarettes. He walked into the kitchen. Two of the girls were smoking and drinking orange juice straight out of the jug.
“Nah, you guys can’t smoke here, and for the love of God, we have glasses for a reason,” he reprimanded, confiscating their cigarettes in one swift motion.
Kurtis was right behind him. “See what I mean, man? You’re a total pussy now. You never used to care about this kind of shit before.”
“Okay, okay.” Mark nodded. “I get what you’re saying, but I’m still me. I just… I dunno, I just like this place, and I like following the rules here.”
“You like–ugh, bro, you are whipped.”
He chuckled. “I guess I am.”
His friends blinked. No one expected that.
Kurtis recovered and smirked. “They really that good of a lay?”
“What?”
“I mean they got you acting like this after a few months of dating when the cops couldn’t even keep you in jail. Come on, man, are they that crazy in bed?”
Something ticked in Mark’s jaw. “Hey–”
Kurtis wrung his arm around his shoulders. “Maybe we’ll understand if you let us have a taste, hm?”
***
You were forcing yourself to remain interested as you read an entire book chapter dedicated to the whiteness of a whale. You were determined to finish Moby Dick today, or at least finish this boring part before your date.
The gentle ringing of the coffee house door signaled the entrance of a new customer, but you didn’t look up, intent on overcoming this damn novel.
“Babe?”
Goodbye, Ishmael.
You looked up. “Mark?”
His hair was ruffled, like he just blowdried it, and he had changed clothes.
You set down the book. “What’s wrong? Party already over?”
“Yeah, um, we kinda got into a fight.” He rubbed the back of his neck.
“Oh my God.”
“I may have made a mess of the living room, I’m sorry.”
“Oh–”
“I also accidentally broke the GameCube.”
You put a hand over your chest. “Must’ve been some fight.”
He hung his head. “I’m sorry, it must’ve cost you a lot to get that gift.”
“Oh, sweetie.” You rose from your seat and pulled him into an embrace. “It’s okay, it was your GameCube. I’m just sad that you didn’t get to use it for long.”
“I think I’m going to have to take a break from gaming. At least for a week.”
“Don’t you have that online competition next weekend?”
“My team and I decided to disband.”
You stepped back.
He answered your silent inquiry without meeting your gaze, “Long story, I’ll explain someday.”
“Well, it’s still your birthday, what do you wanna do?”
He played with your hands. “I just want to spend time with you.”
“I know, let’s go watch a movie–”
“Um, I just cleaned the living room and kitchen, so I think it would be good to let the place air out.”
You laughed like you didn’t see the rust on the sleeves of his jacket. “We do have a cinema. C’mon, birthday boy.”
Sinister Mark
Oh, boy.
This one lives for conflict, second only to one specific variant (I think you know who). Fortunately for him and unluckily for the rest of the world, you don’t care. Hell, a part of you even enjoys seeing him drenched in blood.
He has no restraint and will pick on people for the pettiest reasons. Man breathed too close to you on the subway? He’s hunting him down. A woman pushed you and cut in line for the cashier? He’s taking her hair.
Others have tried to ask you to stop him, but you don’t, because your Mark is always stressed because of work and he deserves the fun.
When you do want him to stop, maybe because you’re tired or hungry, all you have to do is call his name and he will dump what he’s doing to come to your side.
scenario:
Your little bee was late. Normally, you wouldn't have cared. You can forgive waiting for a few minutes, but tonight was a Friday and your favorite murder mystery show was premiering a new episode.
Plus it was exceptionally hot and humid today, and your cheap-ass boss refused to lower the AC temperature than the standard.
I want to thank you for writing male reader!! It’s so, so hard finding them in this fandom, so it really makes me happy to read yours. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 can I make a request? Male reader x Shiesty Mark with reader who gets severely injured and tries to hide it.
TIS' BUT A SCRATCH
pairing shiesty! mark grayson x male reader
you’re bleeding out. you’re definitely bleeding out. but hey—if you play it cool, maybe mark won’t notice? (keyword: maybe.) turns out, hiding a gaping wound from your superpowered, hyper-observant boyfriend isn’t exactly your best idea. especially when said boyfriend is the kind of guy who swears like a sailor, fights like a berserker, and somehow still manages to be the most overprotective idiot alive.
taglist @hhoneylemon , @queermaeda , @yujensstuff , @thebatsgreatestfailure
you hiss through your teeth, fingers pressing hard against your side—warm, wet blood seeps through the torn fabric of your suit, sticking to your skin. every breath is a sharp, stinging drag, like fire licking at your ribs from the inside. you can’t let him see this. not now, not when he’s already pissed off, still buzzing with leftover adrenaline from the fight, his muscles coiled tight under that damn suit of his.
could you do something were one of the mark variants likes ftm reader who has a 1 sided crush on his mark (if that makes sense lol)
bottom/sub reader pls😔
Shiesty Mark x ftm reader
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I just... really like this Mark. The mask does something to me. I also learned that shiesty Mark was inspired by Cole Cash from DC, which is really cool.
Bit of a mixed bag when referring to readers bits, and hinting at front hole penetration at the end.
It's been so long since ive written smth like this, so bear with me.