#velcro cat

[no-onemournsthelesbians]

So I know we all go with the standard “golden retriever Glinda and black cat Elphaba” tropes, but I raise you this: Glinda as your typical velcro cat.

You know, the kind that constantly gets under your feet like its on some kind of mission to trip you up and will climb up your leg and not give a shit that its claws into your very soul. The kind that will literally sit on your face while you sleep like it’s trying to kill you but really just wants attention.

The kind that also sits on your books and laptop and whatever the fuck else you need to get done right when you need to do it. The kind that will actively hide your socks like it deliberately wants to keep you from leaving the house.

Yeah, that’s Glinda.

[wannabe-twunk]

HOW am i supposed to work in these conditions

[yukon-soul]

She looks like a pillow 😭

[almost-a-class-act]

Adopted a little tuxedo cat at the shelter about seven weeks ago and he'd never lived in a house before. All he did was hide. The person who worked there said, "I don't know if he knows that he can be loved."

Anyway. He knows now!

[xxsoftfocusxx]

needy boy

[purplelilies]

Tiger is literally a cat who showed up at your door one day and then never leave and now he follows you from room to room and asks for pets and scratches and tries to get on your lap every time you sit down

[teaandspite]

Told Velcro to stop scratching the couch, and she froze like this for a good minute. Unhook those claws, ma’am.

[cheddar-bay-biscuit]

Left the house at an unauthorized time yesterday.