Dr. Levi walks up to the table where researchers Baker, Kates, Hagges and Smith are having lunch.
"Well, I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that Site 19 has not been relocated to a dimension where the whole population of the Earth is creepy clowns celebrating history's most stabby birthday party. You're welcome by the way," she sighs wearily but gives the group a smile.
"On the less then stellar side the colorful birthday hats seem to have followed me and Captain Chaos back and are appearing on all personal and anomalous beings within the site. I would not recommend removing them, they seem to cause a 'Bartholomew Cubbins' scenario with the hats getting bigger and tackier the more you remove."
Dr. Levi gets an alert on her phone and looks at it with an eye roll and a huff, "speaking of which, looks like I am digging my boss out of a hat pile this afternoon. Don't worry, we'll get it cleaned up within 4 asks or I will personally make him rewatch EVERY safety video the Foundation has ever made. "
M/A:. Silly party hats for all site staff and anomalies for four asks.
Dr. Hagges: According to dress code, technically we shouldn't wear hats to work. But there are sub-sections detailing exceptions like this one.