Oct 19, 2015
@irlnurse are you jealous you will never taste human flesh too
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@irlnurse are you jealous you will never taste human flesh too
TW FOR CANNIBALISM AND VORE ok so, as you all may or may not know, i used to do (best circumstances) vaguely suspicious or blatantly sexual acts for cash. well, amongst ridiculous requests and the Sharpie Man (hes a whole other can of worms altogether), i got a request from someone for. cannibalism. for some reason i accepted. i guess i had always been curious, and that gave me an excuse and a reason (eating him, ofc. i didn't let myself get eaten). he specified part of his back (close to the scapula, i think? i can't remember exactly where). and you can bet your ass i was VERY careful and EXTREMELY sanitary. i didnt want it on me if it got infected. i'll spare the gory details about the incision and the actual eating, but you get the gist of it. i almost didn't eat it, but then i remembered how much i was being paid and i got to it. it wasn't bad and, however cliched this sounds, i never lost my taste for human flesh,,
while i was drunk i forgot alex trebek's name and i wanted to look him up
ok so my fear has ebbed away bc its about bundysp**ks, i can deal w this easy
me: hey my joints: listen buddy, FUCK you
the Violent Impulses™ are back and i die i rly want to shatter someones scapulae that sounds so good honestly
Yes we have Blood Worms
every time a vegan calls me a bloodmouth i just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)