#ventxso

[thedarkestdragoon]

ventxso replied to your post:

((sorry Albert is too butthurt that no one even felt the need to tell him about this bearded man until suddenly Rose was pregnant don’t expect too many favors from him on this one))

((Albert, you were legitimately the first to know about it and him ok. Rose was terrified of everyone swarming her and being all excited about it. Ok like Shana knows only because Malik and Shana have met that was not her fault.))

[thedarkestdragoon]

ventxso replied to your post:

((*cough*because rose certainly has no interest in men with facial hair*cough*))

((No be quiet we don't need the world to know ok? Albert, control your mun!))

[thedarkestdragoon]

ventxso replied to your post:

'you should really be thanking me albert my breasts single-handedly won us that battle' says rose 'they are excellent breats' says malik 'my life is over' says albert

Doel rolls over in his grave. "I agree with my fellow bearded man."

High fiving ensues.

[thedarkestdragoon]

ventxso replied to your post:

'haven't I seen her naked' omfg that's it the real reason they were finally able to defeat Doel he was distracted picturing Rose in her birthday suit the whole time

ALBERT AND MALIK CAN NEVER KNOW.

[thedarkestdragoon]

ventxso replied to your post:

I mean WE probably shouldn’t go there lmao but that would be hilarious lmao and re:fc IKR colin odonoghue is like single-handedly enough to make me want to watch OuaT

no but like just think of that boss battle though

"Uncle! Why are you doing this?!"

Uncle? Oh shit, cover your face.

And Doel is just over there like Wait a second.... Haven't I seen her naked?

[thedarkestdragoon]

ventxso replied to your post:

I’m so confused does this fandom want rose to be dart’s mom or does it want them to bone YOU CAN’T HAVE BOTH . omg also hi just sort of comments on everything you post rn

no its ok friend comment away

Anyway, honestly, I'm all for this AU. I think it would be interesting, and I'd get the added bonus of a Zieg to interact with. Unfortunately, that isn't happening in the near future. But she's right, you can't have both. Pick one!

[thedarkestdragoon]

ventxso replied to your post:

I’m pretty sure the whole party would just explode if Shana was having a baby

((Shana makes the announcement, the first person to go *poof* is Dart whether it's his baby or not))

[thedarkestdragoon]

ventxso replied to your post:

this is cleARLY ROSE’S FAULT I’M. albert is innocent here. I’ll take credit for the albertosaurus tho that was my fault this is all you get out

((Rose will sick her cat on you ok you sent me the ask and then proceeded to tell me about Albert's three children on skype.))