1. First impression: SHIT SHE’S TOO COOL FOR ME oh wait she loves my cat awwww wait holy shit this girl WANTS ME (it was a multi-tiered first impression shh)
2. Truth is: you’re a butt but you’re MY butt
3. How old do you look: it’s good that both of us look like babies, not just one of us
4. Have you ever made me laugh: almost constantly tbh
5. Have you ever made me mad: in the two years we’ve been in a committed monogamous relationship? LOL YES.
6. Best feature: your smile and your laugh and your sense of humor and your everything else
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I mean I guess so like whatever
8. You’re my: I’m gonna agree with partner we are partners let’s do a group project together where we draw dicks on everything
9. Name in my phone: Fox Mulder
10. Should you post this too? did already :3