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me: i’m gonna take a break from smoking after sophie’s cos it makes me feel weird the next day! ;(

*3 days and two crises later*

me: hi i’m high now which means i can function :)

#oh that's sad lmao #LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO #but we're good!#i have therapy tmrw so don't worry i'll get bitchslapped there #VERBALLY bitchslapped #ask to tag #i cannot stress how upset i am about this deep deep deep down #but it's staying there until tmrw because i'm taking what i can GET babey!!#edit: like this is literally such an important rule for me to follow lol #not to cope like this #like you don't undeeerrstttaaannnndddd #i KNOW myself i KNOW how i work and i KNOW how quickly it could get outta hand lol #i just fucking can't stand anything rn so i've resorted to this

TSN Do I Have Your Full Attention? Scene

Lawyer of the Winklevoss Twins: You sent my client sixteen emails and in the first fifteen you didn't raise any concerns.

Mark Zuckerberg: Is that a question?

Lawyer: In the sixteenth email you raised concerns about the site's functionality. Were you leading them on for six weeks?

Mark: Nope.

Lawyer: Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before?

Mark: It's raining?

Lawyer: I'm sorry?

Mark: It just started raining.

Lawyer: Mr.Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?

Mark: No.

Lawyer: Do you think I deserve it?

Mark: What?

Lawyer: Do you think I deserve your full attention.

Mark: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition and I don't wanna purge on myself so I have a legal obligation to say no.

Lawyer: Okay, no. You don't think I deserve your attention.

Mark: I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have a right to give it a try but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention, you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one is this room including and especially your clients aren't intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

DOOOONNNGGGG *TENSE SOUND EFFECT*

#the social network #tsn #do i have your full attention #verbally bitchslapped #OOOHHH BURNNNNN