#verbatimdip

[itrhymeswithtable]

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◉ Dream(s)

“One time I had a dream where I was running a restaurant but we didn’t actually sell food, we just sold paintings of food! And also all of our customers were butterflies!”

🔲 Best Friend

“If Dipper decides to stay... I can’t really stop him but I’m gonna miss him a lot.”

✯ Perfect day

“A perfect day would be a day where I’m never bored, and I always have things to do and people to do them with!”

[itrhymeswithtable]

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Mabel is autistic!

[metnaligivrepmes-blog1]

{@verbatimdip}

“MATH IS AN EXTREMELY BORING WASTE OF TIME. REALLY. WHAT’S THE POINT.”

[sextafacsimile-blog]

Hey LOSER

✱ DNXVJFVNJ NAHHHHH ✱

[khosph-blog]

[@verbatimdip]

...I’m pretty sure that George Bush, and possibly the Illuminati, are the reason why the Memeconomy is in shambles. Maybe I’ve been spending too much time like, not sleeping, but. I have a corkboard tying everything together and it all makes so much sense.

[nxtwhatheseems]

Continued from here

verbatimdip

“Fair point, fair point. But Grunkle Stan, what are you doing up so late?”

Dipper points an accusatory finger at the old man. What? Is it a crime now to wander downstairs into the kitchen to get a drink of water? Dipper’s not twelve anymore, he’s an (newly turned) adult!

To prove it, he takes a sip of his water – and misses his mouth completely. Now there’s water on the floor. Dipper stares at the watery mess with his exhausted eyes. If he were more awake he’d be embarrassed, but right now his thought process is extremely slow.

“I’ll clean that up…eventually”

— —★ Stan raised an eyebrow at the kids question.

“Kid, I’m nearly half a century o l d e r than you; I think I can be up as late as I want.” he replied. He watched Dipper s t r u g g l e d to do something as simple as take a sip of water, “You’re not h e l p i n g your point, squirt.” he said with a laugh. 

He shook his head and grabbed a r a g, throwing it on the ground and using his foot to mop up the mess, “Please, if you can’t even d r i n k properly, how you will be able to c l e a n it up?” 

He bent down with a g r u n t as his back protested and picked up the rag. Throwing it on the counter temporarily, he put a h a n d on Dipper’s shoulder, steering him around. “Lets get you to b e d.” 

I wish I never read that.

[saccharineheir]

it’s okay to be jealous.

[omegapines]

[verbatimdip & iinsomnium started following you]

“Gross.”