[6:38:45 PM] agent veri: review my lair then I TRIPLE DOG DARE U
It's time for Vizzarei to take the mic.
Shit son, do you know how many hatchlings we've sent along
Packed 'em off to Clan Veriama with no more than a "So long!"
That little nest of wizards is host to a shitton of blizzards
But enough about our history, let's take a peek at their lizards
This here's Relanke, an overseer by day
Doesn't have to lift a paw (he wouldn't have it any other way)
Check that contrast, black on white and red
Though the color in his toes makes it look like circulation's dead
Sure, he's not for everyone (those antlers are kinda weird)
But who can turn down a noodleking with ginger in his beard?
Oh this brings back unpleasant memories
(This is one of those who brings an early freeze)
Why does Clan Veriama cling to this slice of trauma?
Send him off to your god instead of dealing with his drama.
Marks would make him worse, shiny's the way to go
But you should just get rid of him instead of killing your cash flow
Yekavic's just as eager to dismiss our kid
So we'll go on to something else that demands a higher bid
This pretty little thing goes by the name "Shiey"
Judging by the single horn, we guess she's not a guy
Her lavender's lovely, soft enough to not be jarring
Keep her away from battle to cut down on unsightly scarring
(Seriously, you can see everything on pale hide like ours)
Her flight of origin help to match those lovely wings
I'd say throw her an iridescent scroll, but ladypearls don't need those things
Honestly, you can hardly tell it's there.
The last one we'll talk about is Roelle
She hasn't washed in weeks (you can tell by the smell)
She's the skydancer queen of rolling in the muck
But don't bother telling her off
She doesn't give a flying fuck
So while her colors are curious and odd
Don't call attention to it or your face'll get clawed
As far as reviews go, I'm done with this bout
So here's Chill Daddy V, dropping the mic and signing out