#verk's hell kitchen

[verkele]

That heatwave mood when you just chill the whole day indoors ass naked and get hungry and just decide to make a lazy dinner from a 1kg BBQ palette that sneakily expired during the weekend so you just decide to use it all at once and whip out the thrift shopped electric grill bought last week and slap it onto the stovetop for a fun shenanigans filled lonesome butt-naked indoor barbecue party because the apartment complex rules forbid balcony grilling and I ended up eating the whole voreload of meat save from the little bits I occasionally tossed for Jetta. Oof :v

[verkele]

jetta just puked on the livingroom carpet and there was a cooking show on tv and they were cooking something that looked exactly like the puke jetta just made :v

[verkele]

Made some lasagna yesterday but half way into making I realized the recipe in the kit required a pack of tomato crush stuff but I had none around so I just kinda ended up improvising with a leftover jar of some old-ass extra hot salsa sauce and that sure gave the end product a nice little kick heh

[verkele]

Catch me being a dirty hippie again. Grabbed some tofu cubes for the first time since I was curious and they looked kinda tasty and lemme tell ya those toxo-masc folks bash this shit for no reason lmao. The food I cooked with em was yummy as hell. The taste was a bit meh when I nibbled one out of the package (as in weak, barely any at all despite being supposedly seasoned lmao), but the texture was lovely and I’ll definitely be doing this again :v

[verkele]

Just vented a bunch by doing some illegal excercise repeats and a whole pan of experimental dinner mess with mixed frozen vegetables, leftover meat, and some sauces.

By illegal moves I mean shit that would completely piss off a sport instructor for being done so so wrongly :v

[verkele]

I’m sleepy af but look how neatly jetta chomped this micro pizza cardboard

[verkele]

"Huh what's this. I love food? I should eat more often" -me in today's episode of how to human

[verkele]

I fucking love yogurt