guess who ate a ton of taylor farms spinach last week and also yesterday, but didn't notice because it's written in 6pt white font on the back of the bag barely legible? Me Mmmmm delicious yayyy /heavy sarcasm
constantly have to piss but bladder's empty. pink spots on toilet paper.
pooping every five minutes
mlgraine (noise & light sensitive)
fatigue (swaying on my feet)
nausea
slight dizziness
chills but no fever (yet?)
no appetite
Told my caregiver yesterday about the outbreak, then sent her to the store to get some produce. Turns out popeye's and cameo, two companies that sell spinach and tomatoes, are supplied by Taylor Farms! and now im weak and dizzy and I have to wait around for three hours until a substitute caregiver can give me a ride to urgent care, because I'm so weak I can barely walk!
Speaking of yesterday's caregiver: when I warned her about the outbreak she said "I'm on a parasite cleanse diet right now, so if I do catch this thing that'll take care of it!"
Listen, lady — David Icke and Doctor Oz aren't going to fuck you, please love yourself and listen to the CDC on this one...
