#unsanitary

[cabbagecaverns]

pooping is only masculine if you do it standing up

FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT BUY YOUR STP (STAND-TO-POOP) DEVICE I DON'T WANT IT

[water-mellie-seeds]

Constipated for WHAT REASON EVEM?!?!?!?? from sick in the bathroom to this in less than a day literally whatever

[briarpatch-kids]

We all thought the stand in for Harry Dubois would be the witch in the alps, it turns out he's actually the lost cat.

[Image ID: A still from the anime Chainsmoker Cat showing a young woman with cat ears and a tail sitting on her door jamb smoking a cigarette. Both the balcony and the room behind it are visibly filthy and there's an empty cheap alcohol glass filled with cigarette butts and black liquid on the air conditioner next to her]

[banquetofthegoldenwitch]

since my weighted cat plush i've had for years and years got infested with bugs, we're getting a cow from the same(?) brand. at first i had mixed feelings but now i'm kind of looking forward to it. here's to hoping i remember to be more careful this time 😽🐮

[kotnaur]

I know it's tmi as fuck but every time I have diarrhea I can practically hear "EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" in my mind like in the binding of isaac FUCKKKKK

[thesickening]

‎ ❝ Since we're on the topic . . . I just wanna say the one thing better than sex is the piss you take after a loong day of holding it 'cause it took you a while to find a bathroom. There is no other sensation than practically feeling your bladder empty. aah . . . ❞

[thesickening]

@formaberserkir replied to this post with . . . //no no hold on, walk with me do they have different bladder capacities? who's more dehydrated?

answering this on its own post so it can count as a headcanon one. but good question!

rly, technically, dude SHOULD be the most dehydrated. dude is NOT good at all about eating and drinking. due to his drug habits, he often has a hard time feeling hungry, since said habits kill his appetite. because of this, he often struggles to notice when he's thirsty, too. but ... he also rly enjoys a good soda. most of his piss comes from beer and soda actually. probably why it's so yellow too. blegh. so somehow dude still has the longest stream DESPITE prooobably being the most dehydrated. (i mean, beer makes you pee a lot... but it actively dehydrates you too lul!) dude also has the biggest bladder somehow -- it might even be oversized ... he might have the weakest one too. considering he's pissed himself at least twice canonically. (in his sleep! but still!)

guy used to much better about hydrating himself. probably still not perfectly -- as he'd often get wrapped up in work and forget to. but when he's off work, he'd definitely drink a lot of water! (and he's also a sucker for soda but he tries to avoid drinking too many of those,,,, same with beer) however, as his mental health deteriorated, he began struggling more to take care of himself. therefore, skipping meals and not hydrating enough became more common. his bladder is likely the strongest. he can hold it in for a long time! though as said, his stream is usually shorter. (i mean, it's NORMAL person length. but dude just has a particularly Supernatural Long One) guy has not wet himself since he was a tot! 💪

demon technically doesn't need hydration or a bladder. by default, he lacks both. however, when manifesting a human body -- he will intentionally drink a lot just because he finds the act of urinating to be funny. so he has a habit of drinking so much fucking water (or other beverages. he loves stealing dude's beers) just so he can piss a lot. his bladder is as strong or as weak as he wants it to be ... yet he STILL can't piss as long as dude can! he just can't understand why! (he's also lowkey envious but he'd never admit to it!)

this might be the worst headcanon post i've ever made .....

[eyedove]

usamericans who put used toilet paper in the trash bins instead of the toilet: what the fuck is wrong with you