Be Nosy asks: 17, 18, 30, 34, 46, 70 (jk. this question is fucked up, lol), 82. 😘😘😘😘😘
17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?
Paper. I’m awful at speeches. I have a small speech impediment (it’s not quite a stutter, more of a weird hiccup of stammering) that gets aggravated when I try to talk to crowds. I was AWFUL at speech and communications class and the fact that I passed with a C was a fucking miracle. However, I could spin bullshit on paper like a master.
18: Are you lying to yourself about something?
Probably. Most definitely. Messed up self esteem, anxiety, and depression does that to a person.
30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Since moving to Ohio nearly a decade ago, I was introduced to the gospel of buckeyes and there’s just no going back now. (for those of you who don’t know, it’s essentially a magical concoction of peanut butter and chocolate in the shape of a buckeye - which Ohio is fucking obsessed with in all forms - and no it is not like a Reese’s peanut butter cup, you will get verbally slaughtered if you try to suggest such a thing).
34: What is the last thing you said out loud?
I’m not sure exactly, since i’ve been alone for most of the day, but I probably was greeting my dogs or my cat.
46: Is it hard to make you laugh?
I don’t think it is, but I’ve been told by other people that it is? So I’ve got conflicting stories on that one.
70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18?
I know you asked me as a joke, but can we just take a moment to marvel at 1) how fucked up this question is and 2) how it excludes entire generations because apparently I’m too old for this questionnaire.
82: Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?
I fixed the fucking typo because I fucking had to. And yes, there are a lot of people, actually. My life is chalked full of people like this because I tend to establish quick connections with people without any kind of follow-up and the slightest hint of inconvenience at my part on keeping track of someone tends to cause a breakdown in communication. Also, I inherently assume that people are bound to not like me eventually so I don’t like to try... wow.