heres the begining of my door fanfic:
door fanfic: chris x door (like the oncler) chris and the door were walking home on a sunset afternoon, holdig hands. the door turned to chris (likeit opened its a door) and said "i cant do this anymore". we need to kill jenny. "omg naur!!!" says chris. nuzzles door they explode chris: wait im asexual/aromantic maybe stop that. thats why im in love with th door. bc its me :3. narrator: they are walking home from their job at the coffee shop. they were walking their dogs and the dogs leashes got tied up togehter and htier hands (doornob???) touched. are they gay? hes a door. its a door. theyre the door. the end.













