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[caestusarchivum]

Rumor: You humans molt when your upset and leave skin flakes everywhere.

"I mean, we..." How the hell does she explain that? "Our skin sheds in, uh, microscopic pieces. Our cells replace themselves t'make room fer healthier cells, an' they kinda jus' fall off. It's not like moltin', it's not in one piece."

She had to rearrange her words, carefully selecting them to make sure no information was missed, "An' it's not when we're upset. It's constant. They basically decay within a few days, too, so its not like it's gonna pile up." Unless it becomes dust... in which case it absolutely will.

[caestusarchivum]

♥ (Crack)

If we kissed?

[♧] Quickie.

[] Tongue.

[] Softly bite your lip.

[] We wouldn’t.

[] Long and meaningful.

[] Let’s hit up the bedroom.

[] You remember last time?

[] Awkward…

[] Lol no.

Would I go out with you?

[♧] Yes, definitely.

[] No.

[] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.

[♧] Maybe.

[] Nope, you’re like family.

[] You’re cute, but probably not.

[] Just simply not my type.

[♧] If I knew you better.

[] Already did.

[] I don’t know.

If we took a picture together, we’d be…

[] Hugging each other.

[] Just chilling.

[] Holding hands.

[] Kissing.

[] Acting dumb.

[♧] Normal picture.

[♧?] You holding me from behind. (Big lifty!)

You are…

[] Cute/Pretty.

[♧] Good looking.

[] Sexy.

[] All of the above

You + me + room = …

[] Movies.

[] Cuddling.

[♧] Hanging out.

[] Kissing.

[] Playing games.

[] Everything.

[] Wouldn’t let you in.

You should…

[♧] Hit me up.

[] Be mine.

[] Marry me.

[] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.

[] be studying

If we got married, I’d…

[] Divorce you.

[] Make kids.

[] Take your money and bounce.

[] Smash every day.

[] I would cheat on you.

[] Be faithful.

[] Kill you in your sleep

[] We wouldn’t

Crudely scribbled in, prwsumably by a frustratrd hand,

[♧] LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU, because fucking Christ on a bike these options are ass.

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cont. w/ @theslagmaker

"Whoa, hey now, it was jus' a human thing!" Did she have to go on a meme explanation deep dive today? The whole thing would be a lot to explain... if she could explain it at all. "It's a, uh, compliment, yeah? Like a jokey kinda compliment. I ain't actually callin' you submissive an' breedable in serious."

Hikari decided she needed to choose her next course of action very carefully. Besides crush her, who knows what this thing could do. He seemed dangerous.

"But that's neither here nor there, huhn? I won't call you that again. Sound good."

[familymade]

@warraigoe​ sent: “I still care” / scrooge to goldie

                ❝  Do  you?  Well  maybe  you  should  stop.  Could  get  you  hurt  in  your  old  age.  ❞

                She  knew  that  she  was  being  ―  AGRESSIVE  in  the  moment,  but  she  was  tired  of  trying  to  act  as  if  being  a  part  of  his  family  was  something  that  she  absolutely  DETESTED.  She  knew  it  wasn’t  an  option  he  had  ever  considered  however,  and  the  idea  of  being  attached  that  strongly  to  someone,  of  losing  the  FREEDOM  she  cherished,  did  indeed  scare  her  more  than  she  felt  it  had  the  right  to.  

                ❝  Was  that  all  you  wanted  to  say?  Or  can  we  get  on  with  this  adventure  so  I  can  steal  the  treasure  out  from  under  your  nose  once  again?  ❞

[familymade]

@geniusinventor​ sent:      ❝ Just who are you? And what are you doing in my lab? ❜

❝  Oh,  no  one  you  need  to  worry  about.  Just  a  friend  of  Scroogie's.  Nice  set  up  you  have  here.  Security  could  be  better,  I  could  have  gotten  in  and  out  three  times  before  the  tightwad  even  noticed  something  was  WRONG.  ❞

She  grinned  from  her  perch  on  one  of  the  tables,  ankles  crossed,  before  giving  a  little  wave  to  the  head  of  R&D.  She'd  answer  his  first  question,  but  as  for  the  second  one,  well,  he  didn't  need  to  know  just  why  she  was  here  yet.  And  of  course  Goldie  would  introduce  herself.  She  wasn't  a  HEATHEN  after  all.

❝  GYRO  GEARLOOSE,  was  it?  We  haven't  officially  met.  The  name's  Goldie  O'Gilt.  ❞

[caestusarchivum]

‘ do you feel alright? ’

"Ughn... no."

In her unconscious haze, the woman, flat on her back, patted her palm against the ground to find a decent spot to heave herself upwards. When she finally managed the feat, her head hung forward. Her body felt like a sack of stones. Letting out a groan of pain, Hikari held her forhead in her hand to nurse it like a dog would lick its wounds.

She eventually gathered enough strength to look at the man who roused her, even brushing the curled bang of hair out from over her eye so she could get a better look. "H-Hey... Where the Hell am I? I don't know you. Can't say I don't thank y'though. Might've been a goner."

[caestusarchivum]

“The first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself!”

"I really took y'as the 'not really murderous' type there, Trunks, but I guess anythin' is possible. Should stop judgin' folks by their demeanors, then." A snort-laugh from the botanist welled in her chest, and she politely held out her hand.

"Well, yer right. Also, they gotta be a real unsavory person. Jus' downright despicable. Like someone who punches babies, or somethin'. Doin' the world a favor that way."