❛ That one’s a real monster in the sack. ❜ from paul dsjkhfdks
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Honestly? Vale did not expect to hear about someone's sex life, less so the guy who was visiting the Royal Palace. Pagan appeared to enjoy this guy's company, and maybe this dude, uh, Paul? Maybe Paul and Pagan were monsters in the sack together. Once again, Vale wasn't super attuned to this new guy, but Pagan assured them they had nothing to worry about. Which, uh, made them worry! But! They're trying to be positive here, trying to hold a conversation while also stuffing rangoons into their face.
"Wow!" They're still eating, trying their best to navigate these talks. "Sounds like there's a few monsters, uh, in the sack around these parts! I mean, Pagan definitely is! Pagan definitely is if I'm using 'monster in the sack' right. And if you're his friend I'm guessing you're...also well inclined in bed?"
















