Continuing with @paleobird:
"Well, now I am curious: does a turtleneck alter human behavior in some way?" As far as she knew... they were just cozy.
"It's been empirically established that turtlenecks provide a 25% bonus to stealth, a 50% bonus to sexiness, and a 100% bonus to chaoticity. You could assist in conducting studies to see if this phenomenon transcends humanity and is intrinsic to the turtleneck itself."











