#verse: modfb

[spacemomwrites]

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?! / mikael + oberyn

[text] Can you technically be a homewrecker if you’re just doing your job?

[text] Or was this an after-hours project?

[spacemomwrites]

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD / loras + kol

[text] Thank you gods of Sex. Thank you.

[spacemomwrites]

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask / stefan + robb

[text] that was faye’s fault

[text] or maybe ruby’s

[text] or both

[text] i don’t want to talk about it

[spacemomwrites]

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. / danrobb

[text] I WANT TO UNSEE THIS TEXT!

[spacemomwrites]

[text] woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later. / ruby + daena

[text] savvy, but too bad you didn’t remember to bring plastic lining.

[text] i’ll buy you some mini champagne bottles

[spacemomwrites]

[text] Did the walk of shame past his kids. I'm younger than one of them. | daniel + robb

[text] daniel, why in heaven’s name do you let these things happen to you?

[text] also i’m going to kill him

[spacemomwrites]

[TEXT] Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight. / stefan + kol

[text] At least tell me you banged him again. That’s just convenient right there.

[spacemomwrites]

[TEXT] Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots / danrobb

[text] GET OUT OF THERE THIS INSTANT.