#very average

[ricochetscissors]

can i watch a big scary sexy man beat someone to a pulp and then grin sadistically in my face and point a gun at my boner i think that'd be good for my mental health

[just-osgood]

Assumption: you get hit on a lot

IRL: false.

On tumblr.com: true

Send me more assumptions!

[freckledsweetpea]

I see your posts all the time and im trying not to fall in love with random internet women but my God. Im sorry you are just so gorgeous and funny. 🙈

🥺🥺🥺

I will stop right now. I'm sorry for causing any distress. and thank you so much. 💕

[swithe-ist]

~1984 Guy Henry

[mhbleedingheart]

new layout.im normal

[vivaciousoceans]

I do think people overexaggerate when it comes to Taylor Swifts ability to sing, like she’s not tone deaf. She can obviously carry a tune, her tone is nice, she can sing. She just isn’t this great singer and it throws people off because she’s compared with some of the greatest vocalists of our time.

[brandnewdress]

just read a book where the author insisted on telling us the skin colour of every new person in the most unnatural way possible and they were also like 99% white anyway like girl we get it there’s no diversity here

[neine]

i assume u don't cook very well

True