#very truth

[goodpupper-blog]

much bork. very president.

many vote 4 me.

so better than trump.

[marshmallows-are-cool-blog1]

82 TRUTHS

I was tagged by @zorzak

(Thanks for putting some worth into my procrastinating.)

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you’re supposed to write a post with 82 truths about yourself and then tag 25 people. (25? Are you trying to make me feel bad or...)

MOST RECENT:
 1. Drink: Milk (COW milk jfc) 2. Phone call: Aunt 
3. Text: Mum 4. Song you listened to: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows 10 Hours Edition (it was for scientific purposes ok) 5. Time you cried: I don’t remember tbh

HAVE YOU EVER:
 6. Dated someone twice: Nah 7. Been cheated on: Nah 
8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nah 10. Been depressed: I suppose so 11. Been drunk and thrown up: Nah

List 3 favorite colors:
 12. Yellow 13. YELLOW 14. Umm...green?

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 
 15. Made a new friend: Yep 16. Fallen out of love: Do inanimate objects count? 17. Laughed until you cried: Yep 
18. Met someone who changed you: Nah 19. Found out who your true friends are: I don’t think so 20. Found out someone was talking about you: People do that all the time 21. Kissed anyone on your fb list: Hahahahahaha no

Extras: 
22. How many ppl from your fb list do you know irl: About half of them 23. Do you have any pets: Nah, sadly 24. Do you want to change your name: Nah 
25. What did you do for your last birthday: Procrastinated without feeling bad about it 26. What time did you wake up today: around 9:15 am (A random dude started yelling outside, like wth? I did not order a human alarm clock, tyvm.) 
27. What were you doing last night at midnight: Youtube and Questioning my decisions 28. Name something you can’t wait for: BEING ABLE TO HAVE MY OWN CAT 
29. Last time you saw your mom: Yesterday evening 
30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish our family had a big house so we could have loads of cats 
31. What are you listening to rn: The Uncomfortable Silence by Stop Procrastinating (jk, nothing atm) 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yep 
33. What’s getting on your nerves rn: I did none of the thing I wanted today 
34. Blood type: Dunno 
35. Nickname: Kiki (but hardly anyone calls me that) 
37. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius 38. Pronouns: she/her
 39. Favorite tv shows: That list would be too long 43. Long or short hair: Long 44. Height: Cba to stand up 45. Do you have a crush on someone: A friend 
46. What do you like about yourself: The ability to stay awake til 2 am and not falling asleep the next day (well it’s the same day but whatevs) 47. Right or left handed: Right handed
 48. First surgery: Never had one 49. Piercings: Earrings 
 50. First best friend: Darkness 51. First sport you joined: Some games with balls (actually shut up this is NOT an innuendo I was about 8 at that time) 52. First vacation: Not sure

RIGHT NOW:
 53. Eating: Nothing 
54. Drinking: Nothing 
55. I’m about to: Search for more rare pepes 
56. Listening to: Nothing

WANT: 
58. Kids: Not really 
59. Get married: I don’t mind getting married about the same as I don’t mind becoming the forever alone cat lady 60. Career: One that will pay the bills and cats

WHICH IS BETTER:
 61. Lips or eyes: Eyes 
62. Hugs or kisses: Hugs 
63. Taller or shorter: Taller 64. Older or younger: Older 65. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous 
66. Nose, stomach, or nice arms?: Ehh...personality? 
67. Sensitive or loud: Both 68. Hookup or relationship: Relationship 
69. Troublemaker or hesitant: Depends on situation

HAVE YOU EVER:
 70. Kissed a stranger: Nah 71. Drank liquor: Yep 72. Lost glasses/contacts: I’ve literally lost every pair of sunglasses I’ve ever had... *shame* *shame* *shame* 73. Had sex on the first date: Nah 
74. Broke someone’s heart: I don’t think so 
75. Turned someone down: Yep 
76. Cried when someone died: Yep 77. Fallen for a friend: A little bit

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 
 78. Yourself: Nah 79. Miracles: Yep 80. Love at first sight: I suppose  
81. Heaven: Nah 
82. Kissing on a first date: maybe

I tag: Not exactly 25 people because...reasons. @missfrenchygirl @janky-painted-butterfly @be-weird and everyone else who wants to do this (please don’t skin me for not tagging you I meant to harm I’m just a mere fisherman on the sea full of ships)

[akumanoken-archive]

Senri's little minx

[captainaubrey]

Hi, you're awesome

No, Anon….

You’re awesome….

Be proud of your awesomeness. 

And thank you for your awesome compliment of awesomeness.

Stay awesome, Anon, stay awesome. 

[averagedorito-blog]

every anon is literally the same person.

[loveisafateresigned-blog]

I want to be so hot that my boyfriend would date me even if I had a bad personality

-Mindy Kaling, The Mindy Project

[blasturbrains]

My Family Be Like...

Me: Brother, get the drinks out for dinner.

My Brother: But why doesn't she get them? Now I have to go wash my hands…

My Sister: Well, I have to get my period once a month, so you can go get the drinks.

Me: Preach, sister.