veryspecificfantasies replied to your post: Oh my god, Tommy's face is so red for that whole...
i literally can’t believe tommy flirts with EVERY cute short brunette he’s ever met. doesn’t he get tired???? is it hard to go through life unable to control urself around such a broad type????
imagine lovett watching in horrified disbelief as tommy casually sidles up to jared kushner at a party in the hamptons circa 2011 to ask him what he’s drinking. favs is like “lovett. tommy’s gonna hook up with jared. you have to do something.”
lovett is like, “what can I do? you know how tommy is.”
"yes lovett i know,” favs hisses. “and that’s why you’re the only one who can save him.”
lovett rolls his eyes. “oh, just because i’m a cute jew with dark hair you think you can throw me in front of tommy to distract him.”
“well, yeah,” says favs. “please hurry, i think he’s about to put his hand on jared’s shoulder.”
“so i’m supposed to, what, give myself to tommy instead like some kind of virgin sacrifice?”
favs shrugs. "some sacrifice. tommy looks great tonight.”
lovett looks over at tommy, who seems to be throwing back his head and laughing at whatever dumbshit thing jared just said. completely unacceptable. “fine,” says lovett, “i’ll take care of it.”
“see?” says favs. “that’s real friendship.”
“oh, this isn’t for tommy,” says lovett. “this is for america.”
and then he pushes his way through the crowd to tommy's side.
