[cartwheels into your ask] kashleth
when or if I started shipping it: remember when marisha said that keyleth started trailing after kash during the trial of the take eps omfg i was immediately like
my thoughts:
it was so close. so close. our fingertips just barely brushed the edge of their happily ever after and then canon decided to sparta kick us down into the pits of despair and i’m still not over it??? the actual disney romance is gone the dream is dead
What makes me happy about them:
THEY BOTH LIKED EACH OTHER SO MUCH IT WAS SO CUTE AND PURE AND INNOCENT LFNDJKAFSD kash liked her the entire time!!! he was just. so nervous and didn’t know what to do with these SUDDEN FEELINGS and every time he looked at this gorgeous, powerful, amazing woman during the trial of the take eps he’s just like SHIT she’s hot and also really nice??? how the fuck??? do i respond to this??? so he defaults into being a broody asshole MEANWHILE keyleth’s just hearteyes.jpg the entire time “where have you been all my life” ofkjaslfndjsa can you b E MORE EMBARRASSING KEYLETH BUT ALSO SAME
and then
and
t h e n
THE FUCKING KISS!!!
HE KISSES HER AND THEN WALKS OFF INTO THE SUNSET LIKE THE OVERDRAMATIC ASSHOLE HE IS!!!
BUT HONESTLY WHY WOULD YOU WALK OUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING KASH YOU CLEARLY CAME BACK DID YOU JUST WALK OUT AND THEN WAIT FOR THEM TO LEAVE THE SLAYER’S TAKE AND THEN WALK BACK IN TO ASK FOR A JOB TELL US THE TRUTH @WILL FRIEDLE
and then when he meets her again he apologizes for taking her first kiss and!!! he just likes and respects her so much???
and then in the TOMB i don’t remember what they said verbatim but
WHY DID YOU DO IT KASH SHE ASKS HIM AND HE SAYS BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WANTED ME TO
NOT PICTURED: ME, SCREAMING INTO MY HANDS BC OH MY GODDDDD
What makes me sad about them:
we were. so close. SO CLOSE!!! it was there it was ALMOST SET IN STONE f UCk,, im upset.
Things done in fanfic that annoys me:
why
Things I look for in fanfic:
pls………….
My kinks: why was the first thing i thought “improper use of the spell Grasping Vine”
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: /inhales deeply, i will never ship zahra/kash, i refuse, i will not, No. for keyleth… probs pike or vex :V as for kash… hm. percy or vax especially after that whole sparring match b/w them like are you SURE kash is 100% het bc i’m gettin Vibes will
My happily ever after for them: they’re married and have 5 kids and kash and keyleth love each other v much and














