#vfidiot

[vfidiots]

Uh uh uh is that like a magic trick? How many guesses do you get?

Anyways you guessed wrong. Better luck next time.

(Don’t you just love how fucking casual these people bring up their topic of choice?)

[vfidiots]

What? Wait.... WHAT? Ok so out of the blue I received this. I swear I haven't had contact with this person before. Let's try to understand it. "More than pritty then u are lol why status why don't you come to pa fight me I'm married ur not lol status why don't you text message me say it my phone number lol if u got a problem with this message haha probably be pretty the u lol" "More than pritty then you are lol" probably means that she's prettier than me. I shall not comment on that due to my good manners. I am clueless on the "why status" bit. "Why don't you come to pa fight me" now THAT I do understand, but why would I want to travel to the US to get beaten up by a woman who could CLEARLY and probably literally eat me for breakfast? "I'm married ur not lol" well congrats honey. I bet he's a prince. Another "status" that confuses me. "Why don't you text message me say it my phone number lol" ..."say it my phone number "... Eh? Also, no thanks. "if u got a problem with this message haha" welp I'm having quite a hard time trying to understand it but something tells me that's not what she means. "Probably be pretty the u lol" surely is meant to once more drive home the self-esteem smashing message that she is way more beautiful than I am... Guys... PLEASE PLEASE tell me you get these incredibly fucking weird messages too.

[vfidiots]

Lol.

[vfidiots]

Begging for a feature on here!

B E G G I N G ! ! !

[vfidiots]

It’s quite a day for the 10raters.