Okay, so - This is my first time copy and pasting the messages for this. This started off as an unprompted gag-thing and ended up being something important for Partner's lore. It's kinda confusing to follow, I get that. I tried to make it easier to follow along with, though.
Indented texts like this is what the character is replying in response to.
Normal texts like this are what characters are actually saying.
If there are a stream of dialogue between two characters, then they'll just be normal like,
A: "sbhfujhsfjhsf iojf efj aeifjioeafjfae."
B: "efheuhweuf iowhefhehwfo ewijfiojef."
A: "wgb woiegjioewjh wiejfijwef iweujfie."
And will only be cut off when "C" comes in.
For this post in particular, character colours are as followed.
@random-zaunite-postlady - Purple(?)
@jinx-askme - Blue
@vi-askme - Red
Partner - Green
Postlady (Gertrude): But partner is such a great therapist
Partner: <3 :)
Vi:
Postlady (Gertrude): But partner is such a great therapist
"No the fuck they aren't."
Postlady (Gertrude): "Well I think they're very nice! You should give it a chance, it might help!"
Vi: "You clearly don't understand the word 'nice'."
Postlady (Gertrude): ":("
Partner:
Vi: "You clearly don't understand the word 'nice'."
"Well that’s just impolite, don’t you think? :)"
Vi: Don't even start.
Postlady: "I… I don't like this confrontation. I only meant that from my experience partner is really lovley! They might be able to help out 😄"
Vi: "Have you not heard what they've done?"
Postlady: "Huh?"
Vi: "You're in for one long story..."
Partner:
Postlady (Gertrude): "I… I don't like this confrontation. I only meant that from my experience partner is really lovely! They might be able to help out 😄"
It’s alright, dear. :) People will this what they want. Why don’t you stay out of this? :)
Jinx:
Partner: It’s alright, dear. :) People will this what they want. Why don’t you stay out of this? :)
"fuck you you shady son of a bitch."
Partner:
Postlady (Gertrude): "Huh?"
"Don’t worry about it, dear! :) Why don’t you go get yourself lunch? My treat! :)"
Postlady (Gertrude):
Jinx: "fuck you you shady son of a bitch."
"Woah that not very nice, miss Jinx!"
Postlady (Gertrude)
Partner: "Don’t worry about it, dear! :) Why don’t you go get yourself lunch? My treat! :)"
"Oh! Your so lovley 🥰"
Partner: "Aren’t I? :) You better go enjoy yourself now. :) I wish you well, dear. :)"
Postlady (Gertrude): "Ok! Well bye Partner! : )"
Vi: "Trying to get them to leave before they find out the truth, huh? What a surprise."
Partner: "Don’t. Just.
Don’t. :)"
Jinx:
Postlady (Gertrude): "Woah that not very nice, miss Jinx!"
"they deserve it. I don’t lie. They do."
Vi:
Partner: "Don’t. Just. Don’t. :)"
"You act like you only tell the truth, but won't even tell people what you've done."
Partner: "I’m not not telling the truth, though. Am I? :) I’ve done nothing wrong! I’m a good person. :)"
Vi: "You ain't worth the air you breath."
Partner: "Ah, alright. I see. You dislike me, is that what this is about? :)
You aren’t the first. I assure you :). Your opinion doesn’t matter to me, though. :)"
Vi: "I don't just dislike you, I loathe you. For someone who doesn't care about my opinion, you sure do reply to me a lot."
Partner: "Did Ekko tell you that then? Did he tell you what happened to Scar where I’m from? :)
Did he tell you that I’m trying to save him? :)"
Vi: "Don't try to trick me. I know you aren't here to save Scar. I won't believe anything you say."
Jinx:
"Did Ekko tell you that then? Did he tell you what happened to Scar where I’m from? :)
Did he tell you that I’m trying to save him? :)"
"Save or manipulate?"
Partner (replying to Jinx and Vi): "Save! :) I don’t know what Ekko has told you, but I assure you, I have his best interest in mind! I’m willing to make deals if it would get all of you to comply with me. :) I’m not as bad of a person people make me out to be. All I want is my husband, is that too much to ask? :)"
Vi: "No, manipulate. We don't want any deals with you and you're not getting Scar, ever."
Partner: "Sigh. You drive hard bargains here, don’t you? :) I suppose that’s what I like about Zaun, though. :) Fine. Stay stubborn, both of you. :) I’m not letting you get in the way when I’ve gone this far to get back whats mine. :)"
Jinx: "you ain’t gettin’ shit"
Vi:
Partner: "Sigh. You drive hard bargains here, don’t you? :) I suppose that’s what I like about Zaun, though. :) Fine. Stay stubborn, both of you. :) I’m not letting you get in the way when I’ve gone this far to get back whats mine. :)"
"Oh, we're gonna get in your way."
Partner: "Always so difficult… :) I can’t say I’m not impressed. :) I wish you all well. Oh, but… word of advice? Ensure that you’re aware of what side you’re fighting for. Literally or metaphorically :). In my world, things went differently. Very differently. :) I’d hate to see you meet the same fate, dear. :)"
Vi: "Ha, you think those words are going to scare me? You're all alone here and we aren't. Things won't turn out well for you. You wil just end up like yourself from this world."
Partner: "Oh, I’ve heard what’s happened to this version of myself. :) Brutally murdered by enforcers? Honestly, I’m sad that things had to turn so sour between us… I think we could’ve gotten along! :)"
Vi: "How the hell would we ever get along? You're nothing like me."
Partner: "Group leader? :) Having to look out for the kiddies? :) Make sure that everyone was okay? :) Plan the missions, make sure everyone was fed, make sure everyone could survive until tomorrow? :)
Sound familiar? I’m not sure what Ekko has told you about me… or the other me :), but I’m sure you know that not everything is black and white :). There’s always some good in evil and evil in good. :)"
Vi: "How exactly do you know so much about me? Just cause you 'may' of acted like I have before, doesn't mean we're the same."
Partner: "I thought you wouldn’t have cared about what I had to say? :)
… Kidding. I’m not here to judge. If anything, I commend you for your acts! :) Truly, what would others do without us? :) What you’ve done is truly admirable. :)"
Vi: "Stop comparing me to you! I'm done talking, this is getting no where."
Partner: "Until next time, dear. :) until next time. :)"
