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"Victor Krum Caught Cuddling Two Photos in His Sleep—And Neither Are of Himself???"

In a scandalous turn of events during the Triwizard Tournament, Bulgarian Quidditch star Victor Krum was spotted snoozing in the Durmstrang carriage holding not one, but TWO worn-out photographs close to his chest:

One: Hermione Granger – Hogwarts’ brightest witch and former Yule Ball date.

Two: Ron Weasley – awkward, red head baddie, and mysteriously boy in the pic????

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Harry: "Hold still, Ron—this one’s going in the album." 📸

Ron: "Harry, I can’t walk in these heels, let alone pose!"

Harry: "That’s fine, you don’t need to walk—just look pretty for your date."

Ron: "I’m only here because you said it’d be ‘less awkward than going alone.’"

Harry: "And you look fabulous in red. Now give me a twirl."

Ron: "If I fall on my face, you’re paying for the hospital wing sweets."

Harry: "Worth it."

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Ron: You have a beautiful wand… may I hold it?

Viktor: Few can handle it properly.

Ron’s brain: I CAN HANDLE IT. I WILL HANDLE IT. IT’S SO PRETTY.

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Not pictured: The five minutes of absolute silence before this where they just stared at each other while the tiki music played in the background. 🌺🥥

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Hermione: "He's from Durmstrang, Ron. They're very serious there."

Viktor at 3:00 AM in the Durmstrang ship:

#ron weasley #viktor krum #harry potter memes #blursed

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George: A lovely photo of Viktor Krum and his lovely wife, don’t you think, Fred?

Fred: Indeed. Look how she adores him.

Ron: I am a bloke! Stop it!

George: The photo doesn’t lie, Ron. Krum is clearly the boss. The man of the house.

Fred: And you are clearly just there to look pretty on his arm.

George: Practicing your signature for when you become "Mrs. Viktor Krum," are we?