#victoriandirection

[exmachinus]

i have been tagged

Rule 1: always post the rules.

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them

What is the first movie you ever saw?

Barbie in "The Nutcracker" or Barbie as Rapunzel. Me and Barbie were homegirls, dawg.

Biggest irrational fear (clowns, the dark, etc.)

Do not make me talk on the phone. I beg of you, NO. 

Ever met anyone famous? Who?

Michael Phelps. Me and my family got to go up to Baltimore to meet him (long story) and he just walked in as we were standing there in his swim club and all these water-yoga moms and their bored husbands and kids were all so chill like 8 time Olympian gold medalist oh nbd and he pulls out his phone and goes "Hey isn't this watch great? I really want this watch." I shit you not. 

What do you want right now?

A horse, to be 40 pounds lighter, a mountain dew, a cheeseburger, a rat and a hairless cat. Censored list. 

Favorite musical?

Les Miserables

Favorite fandom?

Ugh so hard uuuughhhh... SUPERNATURAL AND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS *gaaaasp*

Have any pets?

Two dogs, a cat, a fish and an overly bouncy rat-pterodactyl thing we think is a dog Would you rather have a stomach ache or a headache?

Headache. EXCEDRIIIIIIN Favorite gift you got for Christmas/other holiday/birthday (depending on what you celebrate) this year?

A HUGELY GINORMOUS BAG OF HORSE TREATS OMG YES

Play any instruments?

A touch of piano and i'm proficient with a guitar

What would you do if your favorite television show got cancelled?

Ehehehehehe I never watch TV on the telly!

[adventurebeckons]

I changed my url from asthewallscomecrashingdown to adventurebeckons ...

[exmachinus]

Random One Direction Fluff

“Gotcha!”

I let out a soul-ripping scream as a pair of fingers suddenly poke me in the sides. Instantaneously, I whirl around and shriek “STYLES! I am going to MURDER YOU!” He ducks away, laughing, and is out of range of any concievablely throwable objects. My glare is set to “scorch” and Louis is it's next victim. “Tomlinson, please, control your pet.” He takes a step or two back, shaking his head and snickering, hands raised in a “The Queen does not partake in such activities” gesture. I glower, and sit back down to recommence flipping through the channels on the TV.

Harry backs away, laughing. He tosses those infamous curls and smirks. “Sorry, babe, but orders 'r orders.” My best friend appears from around a corner. I wrinkle up my nose at her and whine “Victoriaaaaa.... Whyyyyy...?”

She laughs and flounces over to drop onto the couch next to me. “I only make him do it because you can tell when I'm about to mess with you, and, besides-” She leans back against Harry's shoulder as he sits next to her. “What else are boyfriends for?”

I sigh dejectedly. “Speaking of boyfriends, where is-” I don't even get my sentence out before a fair haired blur leaps over the back of the couch to land on the other side of me. “ 'Ello, darlin'.” A lovely smile graces his face and his accent makes me want to smother him in hugs. I throw my arms around his neck and kiss his cheek. “There you are! My own personal leprechaun!” I laugh delightedly.

He laughs. “Don't smush your breakfast, luv!” I glance down between us and see- “Krispy Kreme! Oh my God, I love you!” I squeal. As I unashamedly chomp through the donut, Niall studies my face. “You do seem a bit peaky, luv. Are you alright?” I wipe powder off my lips and chin. Time to utilize my best feature, my full, M-shaped pink mouth. I know he loves it. “Niallerrrr... Hazza was mean to me againnn...”

He gasps in mock horror and pulls me to him, tucking my head under his chin and stroking my hair while he wraps his other around my waist. “Harry... You cruel bastard...” He pretends to growl menacingly. As if. Niall is the sweetest goober anyone could ever meet.

Well, except for Liam.

[mostlynumb]

Sigh i love you Victoria.  You're gonna do great for this new trainer! i have faith in you.

[mostlynumb]

Thats exactly what im saying man.

Like really FF and 1D are all i need and im set for lyff.

Okay time to go Ugly sob in the shower kk.

stay sweet.

[mostlynumb]

Hi victoria i love you.

I was feeling a little down so i thought i would blog about you.

Hi.

[nowheregrls]

Any time babes<3 Bitchez can go die:) *inserts Niall gif*

haha thanks <3

[nowheregrls]

Okay, just gonna be a little blunt here... HATERS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HEARTLESS ASSHOLE. DONT BE SO FUCKIN RUDE AND MEAN AND SOULESS JUST BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO LOVE YOU. Cause guess what? Eventually your ugly soul gets to that pretty face. Okay, done <3 Connie, ignore these bitchez, your dad loves you <3

omg this is why I shouldnt leave, cause even though lots of girls here are really fucked up and send me hate, there are girls like you trying to make me smile, thank you for that :')