Hey!! Can i have jealousy headcanons with a fem s/o for Dazai chuuya and foydor. Thanks!!
I wasn’t sure if you meant the s/o was jealous or the boys so I wrote a mix of both~
[ Dazai ]
Jealousy is not something Dazai feels, ever. But, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t notice the wandering pair of eyes following your every move like a tiger waiting to strike. Knowing someone else wants the attention of his beloved just makes him laugh, but Dazai will never miss an opportunity to put on a show. Especially if Dazai knows you like his jealous antics from time to time.
Whomever is unfortunate enough to become Dazai’s pawn in this little dance gets an eyeful. Crowded restaurants, dimly lit bars, or the library – it doesn’t matter where you’re at. Now that Dazai is on the path to making this person regret ever laying eyes on you he won’t stop until they’re long gone. Dazai starts with simple touches when their eyes are lingering. If they can’t stop staring at your legs in that little skirt you’re wearing he slides his finger tips up your outer thigh nonchalantly, or if they’re watching your lips move as you talk Dazai steals a kiss or two between sentences. Whatever body part they’re fixated on becomes his main target.
When his minimal tactics don’t work to defer the person’s actions Dazai goes from zero to one hundred real quick. Dazai finds the entire situation amusing, and he’s going to use it to his advantage as much as possible. He nibbles your earlobe and slides his hand between your thighs without warning, telling you to follow him or he’s going to end up fucking you right on the bar stool. His hands wander to your waist as his mouth trails south, leaving very obvious love-bites while maintaining eye-contact with the catalyst of this whole situation. When he gets you in a private enough area to go further slides his hand through your hair and hisses ‘mine’ against your throat.
If its a situation at work, like a client of the ADA getting a little too flirty with you Dazai immediately places himself between the two of you. His mafia mode takes over and his eyes lose their color for a split second as he talks with a monotone voice that would make anybody’s skin crawl. He doesn’t really care if the client chooses to leave the agency because of his antics, and if they do he just waves Kunikida’s anger off saying the agency shouldn’t want to help a creep anyways.
[ Chuuya ]
Every emotion with Chuuya is connected to a hair-trigger; but most are short lived. Relatively speaking outside of situations that press his buttons he’s calm, collected, and brushes irrelevant shit off like its nothing. If another man takes interest in you he just smirks and wraps his arm tight around you and sends them a glare that’d make a ten foot bear shit itself. If the staring problem continues he cracks his knuckles and walks directly up to him. “Anyone ever tell you staring is rude, fucker?” Chuuya loves a good fight especially if the person deserves a lesson in manners.
The only time Chuuya’s jealousy flares is if you’re responsive to whomever is flirting. It doesn’t necessarily have to be flirting back (that’d be a bigger problem), but if you’re ignoring the flirtation out of politeness or have a friend that’s a little too handsy for his taste his blood boils in two seconds flat. Depending on the relationship between you and this other person he’ll interrupt politely and whisk your attention away elsewhere, or he’ll flat out ask you why the hell you’re engaging with such fuckary. He feels like shit if you honestly didn’t notice or if you felt awkward or uncomfortable being direct; and then he promptly tells the person to fuck off.
Chuuya’s cocky, but if he’s suddenly swamped with work and not spending as much time with you as he thinks he should he begins to feel a bit insecure when you’re laughing at the bar with a few lower ranking members. He presumes none of them are stupid enough to fuck with his girl, but he does sulk a bit when he sees someone else making you smile. When his jealousy is fueled by guilt he gets more affectionate. Constant little kisses between conversation, a hand always wrapped around your waist or on your lower back. Anything that keeps your attention on him and no one else.
Chuuya doesn’t like sharing you or your body with prying eyes, but he doesn’t mind making you moan his name loud enough for the whole world to hear. Or, just loud enough that the dude trying to take you home hears you from the bathroom stall. Chuuya marks your neck and shoulders with love bites so even if you manage to keep yourself composed when you walk out of the bathroom stall anyone who questioned who you belonged to will know that you’re with him.
[ Fyodor ]
Fyodor finds jealousy a bit too ridiculous for his taste (most of the time). But he finds your jealousy amusing. He rarely gives anyone the time of day, let alone another woman. If he feels bored he’ll play on these feelings to get you riled up. He’ll never cross the line, though, he merely allows women to fall for his charm and lets them dangle while you’re glaring daggers from the corner of the room. He lets you get rough with him after he decides he’s bored of his little game (and the girl is trying to get a little too touchy with him), and admires the bite marks you leave on him the next morning with a sinister grin.
On the very rare occasions Fyodor feels a hint of jealousy he snuffs it out quicker than it started. He can tell the man’s end game the minute he saw his eyes fall to your ass. Fyodor doesn’t bother making it pretty, he has rats to clean that up for him. He lures the man away from the public eye and kills him without thinking about it. In his mind, the man committed a sin by thinking he could gawk at you like you were some slab of meat on display. Fyodor has no problem cleansing the world of one more sinner.
