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steve/sam + hp au???

very very rough but:

you can argue with me on this one but slytherin steve!

gryffindor sam

also pre-serum steve, he’s still the thin, sickly kid he was at the beginning of captain america

so basically the whole gryffindor vs slytherin conflict is still a thing and the prejudices are there, but steve has always been above that? he’s what a slytherin’s supposed to be, pragmatic and loyal and freakishly intelligent

sam on the other hand is the embodiment of a stereotypical gryffindor - he’s brave and loud and the captain of his quidditch team, he’s fucking deadly on a broom, with a very real possibility of becoming a professional player in the national team, hence his nickname, the falcon

also he may or may not have took the time to become and animagus actually turn into a falcon

and one time during a practice sam gets seriously injured and ends up in the hospital wing

and surprise surprise steve is there too cause as i said already, he’s still the sickly pre-serum kid and with his big mouth and troublemaking tendencies he probably got beat up by a bunch of older gryffindor kids r smth

so at first sam, being the Gryffindor TM that he is hostile towards him at first because “ugh slytherins” and steve is... well he gets pissed but he’s generally above that

but they’re both stuck in hospital beds for at least a few days and they’re the only ones there and no one really has to time visit since OWLs are coming, and they end up talking

and sam discovers this slytherin kid is actually really really cool?

so BOOM unexpected slytherin/gryffindor friendship

and eventually sam learns that why steve was in the hospital wing in the first place, and uses his team captain status to set his fellow gryffs straight

and he teaches steve how to defend himself physically, and in return steve helps him with more academic subjects

and somehow they end up spending so much time together that it’s only natural to spend the summer together too... and do other things...like holding hands......and kissing maybe....... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

basically it’s every slytherin/gryffindor fic you’ve ever read but with those two idiots as main characters

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ok mad max!!

favorite male character: max rockatansky! not like there’s so many to choose from, even in the older movies, hahahfavorite female character: ok, now this is a bit more difficult... furiosa is the absolute fav, but i also have to mention that half wild girl from beyond thunderdome (savannah?), i really loved her! and aunt entity was really coolleast favorite character: joefavorite ship: i’m low key max/furiosa trash lmfaofavorite friendship: all the wives tbhfavorite quote: "out here everything hurts”worst character death (if any): i have to say jessie and sprog since their only purpose was to die for max’s man pain....this made me so happy you have no idea moment: in beyond thunderdome there’s this scene where max has to trek through the desert with a bunch of children. one really little boy insists that he goes as well, and max is all “UGH FINE but he takes care of himself i dont give a shit what happens to him”. and in the next scene he’s giving the kid a piggyback ride so that he doesn’t get tired :’) classic dad max. and in fury road when it turned out he followed them into the salt wastes! saddest moment: furiosa learning about the green place’s fate favorite location: that valley from thunderdome was pretty awesome. and barter town. and the plane dude’s home it was just so cool??? idk i just really loved the world building in beyond thunderdome

[bisexualelena]

vigilantethea: yay almost birthday buddies! happy early birthday to you too :)

doppelbangher: yeah exactly! 25 feels so ~adult~ like it’s mid-20s and not early 20s but i’m still like.... not an Actual Adult on the inside i swear i’m not ready

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vigilantethea replied to your post:

thats rude and insensitive

#about me

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top 5 things: me, me, me, Me, me

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natasha romanoff!!

1: sexuality headcanon: asexual panromantic 2: otp: i’m clinging to clintasha with all i have lmfao3: brotp: pepper tbh i know they didn’t really have any screen time together (idk about the comics, im mcu only), but you just know they’d get along very well. and with wanda as well. and jane. and hill?  just want her to be friends with all the girls okay4: notp: i’m... not really fond of the bruce thing. wouldn’t call it my notp cause i didn’t really mind it? but yeah, it’s the only thing i can think of.5: first headcanon that pops into my head: she’s a giant. fucking. nerd. she practically abuses emojis while texting, pulls really lame pranks all the time and makes terrible puns and nick fury impressions when she’s drunk. also i believe she kind of hoards stray animals in the avengers towers and at some point there’s like, ten cats, five dogs and a parrot living there with them.6: favorite line from this character: “shall we play a game?” and then she proceeds to try to explain that it’s a movie reference like sweetie....7: one way in which I relate to this character: ...honestly? i don’t think i’m her at all so i can’t even think of anything from the top of my head8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: i guess the way fans sometimes write her as totally serious and cold all the time idk9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll definitely  

thanks!

send me characters?

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

I've just sent you guys some submissions from A Very Potter Musical/Sequel/Senior Year and now that I think back of it, I hope you'll be alright with it even though their source is Harry Potter related? I changed all the characters who originally said those quotes.

Yes, they’re all great!

tbh the only reason I’m not coming up with a butt ton of AVP quotes is because I got sick of trying to think them up, thinking of “I’m not homeless anymore”, immediately following that with “omg that’s perfect for Remus”, grabbing a mirror so I can side eye myself reeaal hard, and repeating the process for all eternity.

ANYWAY my point is that your quotes are wonderful.  :)