*whispers* football fandom
my “FOREVER” pairing: schweinski!!!
my “sometimes” pairing (if i’m in the mood): sometimes i like to relive the ~glory days~ of 2008-2010 lmao i won't go into further detail
my “friends-with-benefits” pairing: basti teaches javi german in exchage for blowjobs (omg stop me)
my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”): gerlonso :c
my “hate sex” pairing: hummels/anyone on bayern tbh
my “working on it” pairing: idk
my favorite threesome / poly ship: god idek
my platonic “their friendship is too precious to mess it up with romance” ship: normally i reject this train of thought entirely but ppl who ship lahmsteiger are WEIRD
my “i love it but don’t want it to happen” pairing: see above
my “it started out crack but now it’s serious and i regret everything” pairing: literally every pairing
my endgame pairing: SCHWEINSKI
my “across time and space they will always find each other” pairing: schweinski but also gerlonso lmao
my “settling for second choice” pairing: lbr basti/mario gomez was this DON'T EVEN DENY IT
my “I don’t want to ship it but I do” pairing: all of the pairings