krookodile (for the pokemon meme)
Send me what Pokemon you think my muse is like!
“Cool color scheme? Check. Stylish shades? Check. And don’t think I don’t see those tiger stripes, there. Yeah, this dude’s got my vote of confidence!”

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krookodile (for the pokemon meme)
Send me what Pokemon you think my muse is like!
“Cool color scheme? Check. Stylish shades? Check. And don’t think I don’t see those tiger stripes, there. Yeah, this dude’s got my vote of confidence!”
❪ ・゚ ⋮ @vilenie ♡ ❜ ❫
The dazzling lights and attractions of the Golden Ward were delightful yet dizzying, to say the least, especially for someone who was used to staying cooped up in an isolated mansion all day. Mermaid Cove Mall was a labryinth to Stella, who only knew small towns and smaller shops. There was so much to choose from, it was simply overwhelming.
Browsing through the racks of the large department store, she lifted a cardigan up to herself before setting it back down. In truth, she had no idea what she was looking for, but she couldn't wear her maid uniform forever. Biting her bottom lip, she sorted through the racks, pulling out a dress before putting it back. It was no use, she had no idea about modern fashion trends. She was from the Victorian era, after all.
A sigh leaves carmine lips as she steps back, away from the rack and near the mirror. Gazing into the mirror, she observed her delicate features. A porcelain hand came to rest against her cheek as she gazed, her identical image staring back at her. She really needed to find something, at least a coat for winter, as there was nothing in her closet back at her living quarters save her a single dress, extremely dated in current standards.
Out of the corner of her eye she spots a young woman, chestnut locks cascading down her back like ribbons. It couldn't hurt to ask, right...? She at least looked as if she had been around for a while. Boots clicked on the white tiles as she stepped forward, voice soft as she called out.
❝ Excuse me, but, do you know anything about modern fashion. I'm...not from here, so I don't know what I should get. ❞
@vilenie
Klavier can’t cook at all, so he usually just grabs food from somewhere on his lunch break. But with the Star Trail transformed for the festival, he’s missing his normal places. What even is some of this stuff?
He turns to someone else looking around at the booths; maybe she’ll have some ideas.
“Excuse me, have you tried any of this yet? I came here for lunch, but I have no idea where to start.”
@vilenie
Shirou was desperately in need of a hobby, because pretending to be a vigilante and stalking the streets at night was not making him any new friends. He was also racking up an extraordinary grocery bill, with all the cooking he did with fresh vegetables on a daily basis.
That was why he thought the perfect compromise was to create his own garden. He already rented a small patch of land, and the jog there back and forth in the morning would help with his training. Shirou knew next to nothing about gardening though, which is why after staring confused at seed packets for an hour he decided to ask for help.
“You there, miss in the overalls! Can I ask you about some vegetables I want to grow in my garden?” Just then, the universe remembered that Emiya Shirou was a protagonist. As he approached her he suddenly tripped over his own foot and landed on top of her. It was the kind of crash into hello that only happened in dating sims. “S-sorry! So sorry! I have the worst luck, even though I want to be a hero I end up always causing trouble for everybody.”
✨ BEAUTIFUL, YET PLAIN
@vilenie:
She’d recognize those eyebrows anywhere.
"Wow, that face!”
“It’s a sight for sore eyes! Geez, it feels like ages since I’ve ran into one of you!”
She’s already rolling up her sleeves and taking off a shoe in preparation for battle.
“Now that there’s no boys to fight over, I can finally give you a piece of my mind! This is for all the times you stole the spotlight and humiliated me in front of good looking guys! Your pretty ojou-sama act won’t save you this time!!”
And then Mary Sue charges.
Villainesses. They were all made from the same mold.
Prologue
Les étoiles scintillent dans la pénombre nocturne, elles brillent pour dévoiler quelque clarté avec l’aide de luminaires artificiels. Elles apprécient la vue sur les peuples divers mais en cette nuit qui semble bénigne elles préfèrent garder leur considération sur les vastes horizons sud-coréens. Sur ces terres majestueuses, le sol frissonne, s’ébranle, crache son mécontentement et sa douleur sur ces roues qui l’éraflent avec négligence. Le béton se sépare de fines particules à contre-cœur et s’accable dans sa douloureuse affliction.
Le troisième jour biblique se doit de savourer l’accalmie dans sa nuitée. Par malheur, cette population ne songe pas même lui accorder cette faveur, en particulier la Haute Classe qui s’offre le droit de tourmenter la sérénité du crépuscule. Les pneus de fortune crissent sur le goudron séché, le balafrent avec hilarité pendant que les détenteurs des volants s’ivrent de plaisanterie dans une compétition unique qui leur est précieuse. Les cris s’expriment dans la joie, les criailleries acclament le nouveau vainqueur et les pas tambourinent le misérable parterre.
Au-delà de ce vacarme ordonné, l’isolement de fer strie l’épiderme d’un jeune homme qui semble se faire persécuter depuis de nombreuses heures par ses bourreaux. La pâleur de sa physionomie se mêle au sang de ses égratignures engendrées par des coups et des palpations du sol. Son corps rejette le vin vital par la voie orale, assurant sa mort dans les heures à venir, et ses cordes vocales se lancent dans une jérémiade apeurée et éreintée. Il avait tenté l’appel au secours depuis longtemps déjà, en vain. Les lieux s’adonnaient à un abandon au vu de l’insalubrité, loin de tout espace grondant de vies.
Il avait fauté. Il avait reçu un unique ordre – un commandement qui lui donnerait la chance d’un possible succès. Un nom. Des papiers. Un appartement. Un travail. Une existence. Au lieu de cela, il s’était muré dans sa lâcheté et son ignorance, et avait osé faire preuve d’insolence. Il en pâtira les conséquences dans l’ombre sans que personne ne puisse éprouver de l’inquiétude à son égard – à sa prochaine disparition. À cet instant, il aborde le sentiment de regret, notamment lorsque ses iris effrayés rencontrent ceux de son guillotineur. Un sourire sardonique fleurit sur les lèvres de celui-ci alors que l’effroi s’ancre dans les traits de sa proie. Ce démon était là, prêt à lui concéder les bras de la Grande Faucheuse, accompagné de trois compagnons provenant des ténèbres.
– ❝ Il n’a toujours pas parlé ? ❞ Demande ledit démon.
Sa voix s’harmonise entre neutralité et fraîcheur sévère, elle s’étend dans une mélopée des enfers alors que son sourire angoisserait le plus terrible des habitants lucifériens. Mais au final, n’avait-il pas le diable sous ses yeux ?
– ❝ Non, Monsieur. Il n’a fait que glapir, c’en est affligeant. ❞ Répond le plus grand des disciples dans un soupir.
Un regard entendu et le diable s’approche de son souffre-douleur d’un mouvement leste. Ses pas sont agiles et éthérés, sa démarche représente la grandeur du Pandémonium et son visage effleure l’élégance obscurée. La victime s’essouffle à chaque approche, ses poumons s’affolent et ses globes oculaires s’imbibent de larmes. Elle détourne le regard, ne supportant plus cette vision cauchemardesque alors qu’elle voit son dos se courber davantage sous la brutalité du pied, sur le haut de son crâne. Un gémissement flatte les oreilles de l’ébène qui se gausse de son malheur. Une main caresse sa chevelure crasseuse avant de l’empoigner et obliger son âme à affronter de nouveau le regard écarlate. Une lame chatouille ses lippes et s’enfonce dans sa cavité buccale. Elle s’arrête en chemin, surprenant la victime.
– ❝ Quel dommage. Tu resteras misérable jusqu’à ton dernier souffle. ❞
Un rire se fait entendre et s’unit à la plainte ahanante.
❛ well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower ❜
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“They rarely do!”
Take, for instance, a brunch. Another session of mentoring on how to be a hero(ine)— because that seemed to be what Travis was to Katarina, now: a mentor. A role model. A very hesitant one, at that, but I digress. This should’ve just been a sweet cup of tea.
And somehow, it’d turned into Travis punching out a swarm of muggers with a screaming ‘villainess’ riding piggy-back.
C’est la vie.
"ganbatte hero-san !!!!!" that is katarina claes' awful attempt to cheer on him.
Oh, he’s heard far worse. Trust me. While the Japanese term for “don’t give up” might not exactly be an instant fix, Katarina’s efforts at least remind Travis that people still give a shit about him. Not that he was doubting that, for once, but still.
Never a bad thing to reaffirm.
“Count on it, kid.”