ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER OMNIMAN AU
What if, when thinking of having a civilian job, Nolan saw a little bit of Lean On Me. Walked into the room when Debbie was watching it, during a tough love scene or something. And what if...this man thought 'Huh, that's kinda what like I did on Viltrum...'
Little while later he sees a snippet of Kindergarten Cop, scene where Arnold punches the abusive dad (but Nolan doesn't know that just that this teacher is beating the shit out of a parent). Nolan be like 'oh so you can hit the adults, just not the kids...I can do that.'
And then Nolan becomes a teacher!! Goes to the GDA, does some night classes, gets his degree, and bam becomes an elementary school teacher!!
He chooses elementary cause that's the age he's most familiar with!
SHENNAGINS OCCUR OFC!! THIS MAN WHOSE OVERALL INTERACTIONS WITH CHILDREN WAS TELLING THEM TO SUCK IT UP OR DIE. and now he must learn how to speak in memes and vine.
Must learn how not to make the smallest in the class cry due to how large Nolan is. Learn how to smile more. How to be creative. How to turn down flirty single parents. How to convey his frustrations to a giggling Debbie, who finds it hilarious that Omniman's arch-nemesis is a 9-year-old kid with an attitude.
He learns how it is not okay to punch parents who infuriate him. Big cover-up for the GDA. Thank God Nolan managed some restraint. Cecil had a good laugh later when it all settled down. In private of course.
Omniman becomes a family favourite. People love how well he handles kids when saving them. Parents respect him, kids love him, especially his own, who demands that he join Nolan's class.
Maybe this would have changed him faster. Maybe this would have led his breakdown down an even darker path. Maybe nothing would have changed. Who knows.