#vincent everyman

[whalefawll]

He’s recording something nefarious

[squelchnsquish]

Im not really using this account for art anymore but emh has infected my brain. Vincent Everyman is spiritually the yellow m&m

I dont take criticism

[timsjim]

HIII I LOVED UR EVAN AND TIM HEADCANNONS!! i was just wondering if you could do one for vinny?? i hardly see any fics about him and he’s my husband :,(

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! if you mean vincent from emh then YES! he is so cute yet there’s so little on him :( this was pretty easy to make since he’s such a simple but sweet guy! i hope u enjoy anon!

VINCENT (VINNY) SFW/NSFW HEADCANONS!

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-Vincent was so happy to finally have someone he could call his true love!, after so long of sticking out of dating or hanging around his group of friends—— he officially has someone to call his own! This man tries EVERYTHING to be a romantic guy.. he constantly calls you, gives you flowers and compliment you at every chance he gets. Evan will always poke at him and call him a simp, but it’s not like he minds.

-Vincent loves recording you everytime he brings his camcorder along with him (which is basically all the time LOL) he has a fear that one day he’ll never see you again sooner or later due to the ongoing killings from HABIT. He never told you to keep you from distancing from him, but the guilt can’t resist creeping onto him. As soon as he gets home from seeing you or when he’s bored around the house, he’ll connect the camcorder to his laptop and rewatch the video files of you from that day or a while before.

-Vincent honestly never argued with you, there’d be times where your stressed but even during those moments he’d never show irritation—— he’d always beg you to let him soothe you or take care of you as he’s always wanted to be the picture perfect boyfriend. “𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵!.. 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵..” but what more could you honestly ask for??!

-Vincent likes to put his arm around your shoulder, running it up and down your shoulder blade whilst he stares into you when you aren’t looking. He’ll mainly do this around the group to show off the fact that he has a girlfriend, but it’s also just the fact he admires you! To him you don’t feel real at all..

-Vincent can be quite sarcastic as a joke, you’ve gotten used to it but at the start you actually thought he was being mean—— his face would instantly drop as he’d shake his head and assure you he’s not being serious. "𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰! -- 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴..”

-Vincent loves flexing his exercise techniques to impress you, even to an extent where he’d lift you up with a fat grin on his face waiting for you to compliment him.

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-Vincent is a very in the middle guy, but he’s honestly more about pleasuring you. Doggystyle? Sure! Missionary? Sure! Hair pulling? He’s down for it, he likes it when you challenge him because he’ll always be determined to prove you wrong (lovingly!)

-Vincent can tell how much you love his body, just like how much he loves yours. If he’s fucking you, he’ll make sure to move his hips forwards a bit more so his chub touches over you. (which you drool over everytime)

-Vincent is a HIP GRABBER! he can never control his pace with you, so he’ll always need something to hold onto as he reaches your g-spot, his hands slightly clawing into you. “𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘶𝘯.. --𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘪 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨..”

i hope you enjoyed anon! ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

[whalefawll]

guys .. they make me ill.

[whalefawll]

never drawn them before, but I like how they turned out, especially Habit/Evan

[quadrant-null]

I’m not dead!! Promise! My switch broke so I’ve been sadly unable to play tomodatchi life with the fellas 😔💔

In the meantime though, enjoy a dump of some GIFs I’ve made of my favorite guy ever (it’s Vinny, of course it’s Vinny). I’m sure most of these clips have already been turned into gifs since this series is like…so fucking old…but these are the ones I made myself 😅💀

[morticianmagic]

Habit, to me, is like a stupid evil cat that sucks

[laksal]

vin...vinnie

imma do jeff laterr miau

owhoewoh sad