Feb 3, 2022
Viola: Asani isn’t answering their phone
Millie: I’ll call
Viola: Darius and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Asani: Hello?
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Viola: Asani isn’t answering their phone
Millie: I’ll call
Viola: Darius and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Asani: Hello?
Millie: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Asani: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Millie: Three of us saw it, Asani. How do you explain that?
Asani: *points at Viola* Sleep deprivation. *points at Darius* Paranoia. *points at Iris* Delusional personality disorder.
Their way of bringing Asani back:
Millie: You kidnapped Asani? That’s illegal!
Viola: But Millie, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Asani, or destroying our dreams?
Millie: Kidnapping Asani, Viola!!!
Darius: Millie, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Millie: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Darius: To work together!
Millie: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Iris: Millie, we all agreed a sibling is a not a people.
Millie: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Darius: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Iris: In your pantry!
Millie: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Darius: Is your friend here?
Millie, motioning to Asani: Yeah.
Darius, to Asani: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Viola: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Viola: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Viola: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Viola, to Vladimir and Iris: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Vladimir: YAAAAAAAAY!
Iris: THE PRESTIGE!
Millie: Anyone d-
Asani: Depressed?
Viola: Drained?
Darius: Dumb?
Iris: Disliked?
Millie: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Asani: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Ashlynn: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Viola: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Millie: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Iris: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Oaklen: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Asani: Nope, absolutely not.
Viola: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Darius: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Iris: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Vladimir: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Millie: Time for plan G.
Asani: Don’t you mean plan B?
Millie: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Viola: What about plan D?
Millie: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Darius: What about plan E?
Millie: I’m hoping not to use it. Iris dies in plan E.
Vladimir: I like plan E.