My Head Would Be Facing The Other Way
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My Head Would Be Facing The Other Way
I'm just dysfunctional enough that I could make this work.
Maybe fix him. Start a fam. Buy a Buick. Something trad.
THIS Look Like My Next Restraining Order.
Violated.
Big Dawg Daddy
Ya Blew It Dude. If You Had Napped Me As Your Victim, You'd Still Be Home On Your Throne As A King. The Ham Sandwiches Would Appear At Your Table Before You Even Knew You Wanted One.
But Nope. Ya Went With Questionable Wardrobe Choices and Some Bitch. Holler At Ya Boy When Ya Get Loose....
This Is The Ex's Brother While He Was In Prison. I Tried To Explain To The Ex That It Wouldn't Be Incest If I Was In The Middle But He Was Certain His Brother Would Just Kill Me For The Suggestion Since He's The Very Straight One. I Actually Liked Him Better, tbh.
The Ex Claims He Himself Is Straight Too But So Is Spaghetti Until You Get It Wet.
One to Take Home to Meet Your Daddy.....
So They Can Go Rob A Liquor Store.