Quidditch Universe Incorrect Quotes
Ravenclaw Edition!
callum: i'm so ugly :((( alex: noooo. you're just... aesthetically challenged... --- alex: compliment me aurelie: aurelie: you have eyes alex: that works. --- weiss: whether or not i pay taxes is none of the ministry's business! callum: it literally is?? weiss: i don't care --- callum: what's sexting? aurelie: oh merlin. i'm not having this conversation with you, ask violet. *later* callum: [on fire] she said to ask you again. --- alex: don't mansplain this to me! aurelie: ??? i'm a woman??? i can't mansplain anything? alex: ... well i'm a feminist and i believe women can do anything men can!! ---
callum and violet are mine, aurelie is @morelikeravenbore 's beloved bebe, alex is @acslytherpuff and weiss is @pikadrawsthings <3 <3 hope yall don't mind i stole your kids!