#virgil shitposts

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so genuine question here: do other people hear themselves blink, or is that just an us thing¿

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Roman:"I need to keep my class!"

Virgil: "Class my ass."

Roman: "My ass is class!"

Virgil: *surprised* "Pfft-"

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what if a crocodile, but it's teeth are all flacid, except for one/ you don't know which one it is/ it's chomping on your leg/ when will the pain come¿ you don't know, i don't know, the crocodile doesn't know, your pet fish's skeleton doesn't know, but it will/ it knows everything eventually/ it knows all

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yes, i think i will cause mass confusion on a daily basis, thanks for asking

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what if... you vored yourself

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me: "hello darkness my old friend"

the darkness: *purrs and rubs it's head against my outstretched hand*

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hey/ psst/ over here/

*looks around carefully*

wanna show me your chaos¿

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