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“Hey! Spider-bro! Where have you been? Haven’t seen you swinging around like usual.”

He’s totally been avoiding you.

"He wouldn’t do that. We’re friends -- we’re besties, aren’t we? Tell ‘em, Webs.”

#virxfortis #*oo4 #*spider-man

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“Have I ever told you that I love a lady who can snap my neck with her thighs?”

#*oo3 #virxfortis #*black widow

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“Hey, Cap, how’s it going, amigo? Compadre? What’s another word for friend?”

Pal? Buddy?

“Right. Thanks. My pal. My buddy. I got a question -- straight from the fangirls on tumblr. I met your friend. The emo-looking Russian. Not the sexy redhead.”

What was it about ladies who were likely to shoot him in the face that was so attractive?

Probably says something about you.

“It’s 2016. It’s okay to be gay.” Hand over his heart, like he was taking a scout’s oath. “Are you two boinking? Getting it on? Doing the horizontal tango? Naked hokey pokey?”