so how about joyce the flight attendant
whoo boy, last summer i was flying home after a couple of weeks away on the little puddle jumper that services our very tiny regional airport. (picture like…the little prop plane Indiana Jones uses to fly around the map…) And somehow I got seated in the front row and spent a lot of time talking to Joyce while we were stuck on the tarmac in Philadelphia.
Joyce was blonde and tan and new to Flight Attendanting; I got the impression this was one of her first flights. She wore gold necklaces like Carmella Soprano and sort of gave off the aura of being some well kept doctor’s wife who had decided to become a flight attendant for the funsies and free flights. Anyway, she talked to me and I found her completely charming. I hope we get to fly the friendly skies together again.













