So my awesome Norwegian friend Vixlo (from ClutterVix fame with another awesome friend of mine, Cluttershy. Go check em out, they make awesome music) made this SUPERAWESOMEMEGASWEETROCKSONG for my birthday xD.
Though, I have to warn you, the song probably counts as NC-17 (Parental Advisory) xD!
Lyrics:
hope you're ready for one hell of a time
go oil your body and that ass so fine
you thought we were joking about all the sex
oh you were wrong, so here we go
Let's
power up the generator we'll need alot of power for the supercharged ass shredding pleasure tower
and let's not forget the wheel of pleasure and pain, which is located in the Center of Rik's domain
the ungarian ass stretcher is whats up next and you don't wanna know about its side effect
let's just get your cherry popped and move on to the cake, it'll be fun to see how much of it you can take
Happy Birthday Bruno, it's time to show us what you've got
so let's get back to all the devices and man there are alot
hope we don't seem to you to be a bunch of freaks
all we wanna do is to insert pleasure between your cheeks
second round much like the first
but this time i can garanty you it hurts
with all the lube gone we'll be doing it dry
Just bite the pillow and try not to cry