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Things Programmers Shout #971

When your IDE glitches and nothing works when you know it should work-“What do you meant it’s an error? WTF ARE YOU SMOKING IDE?” *restarts IDE* “Ohh well would you look at that, everything works, I fucking love my job!”

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Things Programmers Comment #113

When the while loop keeps crashing everything and you can’t figure out how to make it not infinite, and you’re like- “alright, it’s time to contain the beast” /*Beast is contained within this block, unleash at your own risk * infinite while loop  */

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Things Programmers Shout #948

*Adds stuff to code - code doesn’t compile* *Comments out additions - code compiles* *Uncomments the additions -code compiles* “WAIT WHAT? YOU LITERALLY JUST YELLED AT ME FOR THIS CODE!? Fine.. sure…works… I’m done for the day!”

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Things Programmers Shout #801

“This might just break everything… let’s see what happens!” *runs the code* “YES! IT DIDN’T BREAK! IT DID NOT BREAK!!!! YESS!!!”

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Things Programmers Shout #743

“This didn’t work before…. I tried this 3 times… why is it working now? Whatever, I don’t question it.”

// submitted by  vkmicro