Character Name: Sirius Black
Character Nickname(s): Siri, Padfoot, Fluffy, Black, asshole
Character Pronouns: they, them, their
Character Gender: genderqueer
Character Sexuality: hella pan yo
Major and why: Music (just switched from Pre-Law, which was the only major their parents would allow if Sirius wanted their support. They don’t anymore.)
Five outstanding modern headcanons:
They did chamber orchestra in high school, playing piano and classical guitar. It was the only way Sirius could get their family to listen to them play. Which they’re very very good at, by the way. (PS. They’re a huge classic rock fan. Led Zeppelin is their fav band, but they’ll still cry at certain emotional Taylor Swift songs.)
Sirius’ life would be incomplete without Jamie Potter. They met when they were really little (just starting school) and have been inseparable since. The story goes like this: Jamie was making a sandcastle in the sandbox and Sirius peed on it. After a short fight in the sand, they ate sandwiches together and the rest is history. Jamie and Sirius both started Hogwarts University as Pre-Law majors, but after freshman year, Sirius switched to Music, with tons of support from Jamie, who knew how much Sirius hated those classes. (PS. Sirius is the one who makes terrible puns and Jamie is the one who groans at them but laughs anyway because come on Padfoot, that doesn’t even make sense.)
Sirius’ greatest ambition in life is to be a rock star, plain and simple. That way, their parents will have to acknowledge them as their child because they’ll be famous and they just know their social climber parents would want to take credit for Sirius’ accomplishments. Also, being a rock star is gonna be fucking awesome. Everyone is going to know and love and adore them, and if they don’t, at least they’ll know exactly who Sirius Black is, and what they had to overcome to become a world-renowned internationally acclaimed rock star.-
Sirius loves memes. Especially because they annoy his friends (mainly Frank, Regulus, and Remus). They also have a bad habit of saying things ironically until it’s no longer ironic. Once, they started saying ‘swag’ ironically. It escalated so much that Sirius said the word at the end of every sentence, pretty much uncontrollably. It took two interventions and some training (not unlike dog training) to break the habit. The only other person who uses memes as much as (if not more than) Sirius is Alice.