Okay but can you do an analysis of the heart throb video?? bc WE all need that
oh hello dear u bet ur ass i can i mean jfc how could i not what is this nonsense i’m shooketh to my core
thank u dearest anons for expressing literally all the moods on this one lmao let’s go
throbbers dan u are well aware what that sounds like
see the cute thing is i think they went into the vid with the intent of it being like lmao fun cute wholesome which is sweet but like this is dapg they should know better
‘phil’s got his guns out’ nobody asked dan???? i mean we love em just as much as u tho
any time dan says ‘this is gonna be a whole thing’ u know it gon b gay
we stan air quotes around ‘for girls’
‘a whole big box of yikes right here’ did u mean: dnpgames
dan always looks immensely soft in that jumper??
hi excuse me where’s phil’s heartthrob card bc like damn
sned hlep
dan adds ‘apparently’ to stuff when he’s like actually genuinely unsure/uncomfy/feeling awkward this has been a psa
‘choose your favorite on looks alone’ i mean same phil
“‘fast food freak’ that person might have my heart” / “i’m a fast food freak” i mean honestly ‘you and dan are so married’/’it’s a useful thing’ is quaking, i would bang voldemort whomst? idk her
phil absolutely roasting dan, fast food freak and has to be the center of attention i mean we been knew but phil out here exposing him
they both like,,,,,,,enjoy looking at buff lads but wouldn’t actually be like Genuinely into them ofc bc they’re both fuckin noodles and they love each other
‘toot toot hello’ dan,,,,,stop
look boys i know y’all only have eyes for each other but like u don’t have to come up with stories/reasons why every single guy is actually creepy or terrifying
hi i now demand dan posing as bobby and phil posing as richard, complete with the tank top for dan and the glasses/sweater combo for phil
it’s always about the kinks isn’t it
the fuckin yodeling pickle why why is that a reference
dan’s idea of school dancing being grinding and phil’s just straight up like
dan’s ‘oh phil’ catch me fucking sobbing why is he so soft for his man
dan having like a paragraph-long explanation for why he thinks phil chose the person he chose, where phil’s just like ‘lmao p sure u picked this one eh’
OH MY GOD NO EXCUSE ME PHIL U MADE THIS DECISION BC U THINK DAN’S A THIRSTY HOE WHO WOULD FULLY JUDGE ON LOOKS AND PICK THE SEXIEST-LOOKING PERSON
‘the night leads somewhere a nice pg peck on the cheek’ mhm yeah okay lads we all know what ur idea of ‘a night together’ ends with so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
someone save me why do they have to look This Good
granny is not a reference i wanted or needed thanks bye
i love that they both thought it was cute that richard was a tuba player
and then ofc they went the whole ‘it’s sexual’ route what is wrong with them guys guys guys ik this might come as a shock but not everything is sexual okay
(hi dear anon! basically there’s a whole stigma abt band camp being like where all the teens hook up n stuff just a weird culture thing)
dan sees phil in richard and that’s why he keeps trying to defend all the cute lil awkward things and u cannot convince me otherwise
like if they did another round with ‘who would u like want to marry’ dan would pick richard them’s just the facts
phil’s ‘i’m not messing around/lying/fucking with u (but i actually am lmao)’ face
dan guessing all of phil’s right is a mood i mean that boy has to keep up his phil trash status
dan’s doing that ‘top or bottom, phil’ face to the camera bc it says girlfriend and he’s trying to Make A Point by staring
stop they’re so cute look i can’t
‘that is a game changer’ dan had richard pegged as his endgame but now he’s got a Project to work on with bobby, u bet ur ass he didn’t go into his current relationship feeling like Super Confident and maybe felt like phil looked at him as a project or someone to fix n he never experienced that n so is that his way of projecting or smth idk but i think it’s Very Interesting
‘he’s just a lil jaffa cake’ phil ily but ur metaphors man ur metaphors need some work
twins
the final piece of the richard puzzle: “bumps into walls and trips over his own feet” dan: *internal screaming* oh my god it’s phil
this literally became ‘who do u want, the rich boy with a soft, sensitive side, the awkward but endearing nerd, or the unsettlingly strange guy who’s called ‘the lemon’’ and idk how i feel abt it
i do love that phil knew dan was moved by the ‘never been kissed’ thing
and then dan had to go on a full minute-long explanation for his actual reasoning bc nothing is ever simple with him and i love him but he a complex boye and everything he does he either puts a massive amt of thought into or literally none at all he has no concept of moderation
phil straight up attacking dan ‘u like fancy things boy u ain’t slick i know u’
also phil relating furries to nudism as if they’re at all related i mean same dan same
(his actual reasoning was dan doesn’t like wearing clothes around the flat and that’s the tea)
‘u like his look’ ‘no i mean okay yes but that’s not the point okay’
i also feel like dan’s looking at this from the perspective of,,,,,an adult pretending to be a teen and applying what he knows now as an adult and like his life growth to his decisions even though he’s pretending he’s a teen,,,,,
also boi u literally got with ur husband at eighteen don’t pretend that meant u were an adult u were still So Young
bless phil for sounding offended at the idea of dan wanting to date someone as a project
hi dan ur fond is showing
‘you are not editing that out’ yes drag ur husband on camera i’m here for it
this felt important
bless them both for discussing the lack of diversity in the game & calling out the gender role issues, it’s always good to hear that
i’m sorry it’s ‘almost as sexual’ lads did y’all even watch the gwf vid???? i’m hard-pressed to come up with a more blatantly sexual vid y’all have ever made (and i don’t mean like higher on the fuck energy scale that’s another story i just mean like full of intentional innuendos)
honestly sometimes they Do Things and i’m like lmao they think they’re self aware they ain’t tho they know Nothing but like. sometimes
