#void of fluff

[ericson-derekson]

*Knocks on Eric's door and accidentally breaks it due to his super strength* Uhhhh shit - @mostdefinetlyjackieboyman

*On the floor holding Zoe, both wide-eyed scared out of their skin* ..Jackie?

[ericson-derekson]

*Pulls out a gun*

*pulls out Zoe* you wouldn't traumatize a poor innocent kitten, would you🥺

[ericson-derekson]

How's your cat

Oh she's doing great! She's grown quite a bit and can still fit in my hands, she really is tiny. She also loves her little mouse toy, which is really cute but she drops it on my face at night and meows until I aknowlage her.

[ericson-derekson]

I heard that if you don't pet a cat every single day they explode :o

I don't think that's true.. but even if it was Zoe would be more than safe from it

[ericson-derekson]

X_x

..realistically you can't actually die from something being cute so I'll just wait until the shock passes *Zoe's still snuggling the currently "dead" anon*

[ericson-derekson]

*dies because Zoe is too cute*

*C O N F U S I O N* Are you okay?

[ericson-derekson]

can i pet zoe

Sure, she loves meeting new people! *Zoe jumps into the anons arms purring loudly and snuggling close to them*

[ericson-derekson]

how did you get a kitty

Uh, baisically Jackie found her in a box outside and said that he and his brothers couldn't keep her so, um, I decided to.