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A trump supporter just tried to ask me out so I’ve decided to toy with him

#me #volcainist #the fjrst time ive ever been asked out and its by a trump supporter

me: I love the quietness that being alone brings. I love being alone!

also me: *literally can’t function in silence* *gets paranoid and twitchy without some sort of noise going on* *constantly believes I’m being watched by ghosts when alone* *is just a mess*

#volcainist #earthdad #about me #mine

off topic by a longshot but i’m convinced Johnny Knoxville is loki or yk some other form of the god of mischief/chaos

just the impact he has had on the world with his absolute madness is far too great to be human

#mine #johnny knoxville #earthdad #volcainist #told to post this by my boy

me when im asked about religion

#altered carbon #volcainist #earthdad #mine #show: altered carbon #about: me

me: hey this super small mole is kind of darker in places than my other moles anxiety: it’s skin cancer me:

#anxiety #mental illness #paranoia #volcainist #idk what else to tag this as its just funny #about: me #mine

you: guacamole

me, an intellectual:

#mine #volcainist #earthdad #honeychains #IYUHOJBIGUHOIP #THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME IDK W HY #honeypot 🍯

I just got challenged by a 12 year old at 12:30pm on a Wednesday what is this world coming to

#about me #volcainist #earthdad #I'm honest to god shook by this

me at job interview: did you know octopodes have detachable penises

boss: we work in sales

#about me #octopus #volcainist

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