#voltronshitpost

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Lance: I just don't want people to misinterpret our rivalry, you know ...

Keith: Lance you are literally 18 cm deep inside of me right now! Stop talking and start thrusting!

Once again I wish I could just draw this

also I'm sorry

[accountnamesareso2007]

Fuck the Galra

Allura and Lance *watching Keith train*

Allura: Let’s fuck the galra.

Lance: Babe? I thought you were past that? Also poor Keith didn’t do -

Allura: What? No, I meant let’s literally fuck that galra, you in?

Lance: ... Imma get the lube

[living-lovino-loca]

Wait what is lotor’s last name ? Honervas last name doesn’t really matter cause she married zarkon But is zarkon pulling a Mario brothers and has his last name as his first name ....... wait .. is zarkons first name... lord PFFT IMAGINE ..... I can imagine zarkons mother calling out his. Full name.... is zarkon even his real name ? Like it could be a nickname that he goes by ... headcanon that his name is zurg like from toy story

[living-lovino-loca]

What animal represents you with the Voltron cast ,

I think the whole whole cast could agree shiro is probably a cat like there’s not really much debate

But alternatively I’d like to give some options for the rest of the cast

Allura would probably like some altean pet , we haven’t heard much about altea’s pet culture but I think she would like something cute

Lance : hunks turn ! This one is easy it’s obviously a

Quokka! Or a dog ! Both charming and loyal

Lets be honest , canon hunks, favorite animal is a dog but I feel like he would also have a interest in sea life , He used to live by the sea when he was a kid,before the garrison as he is Samoan

A bear is also cool too

Pidge : rover is my spirit animal !

(Headcanon that she used to have a totally rad turtle that Matt gave her before he left ) pidge isn’t all that fond of the wilderness except for the badass groot planet that combined technology and plant life ... she would proably really like them

(WAit the space cube is named rover right ? It’s been forever since we’ve seen it )

Keith : his real one is a hippopotamus for some strange reason

Grumpy McEdgelord over here, is probably like “I admire wolves because of their strong pack mentality, he’s probably a furry let’s be honest , I headcankn would proably like wolfs I mean yorak

He has a big space dog

Keith would proably say lance’s spirit animal is a sea cucumber

Keith : a sea cucumber

Hunk: huh why keith ?

“It’s at the bottom of the sea floor

“It looks like a huge dick”

(I’m sorry I just wanted to make a joke )

We all know that lance’s canon favorite animal is a shark and it makes sense as he lived by the coast near matanzas,Cuba,over off by varadero

Let’s be honest he probably almost got bite by one and thought how cool it was

I feel like lance would also like Bee Hummingbirds and other types of birds like the tocoro... which I guess it’s official name Cuban trogon , cause I googled it but I’ve never called them that

Which are native to Cuba and are the smallest type of hummingbirds , they are associated with love and the local Cubans call them “zunzuns “

The Cuban trogon or tocoro is a very pretty bird with blue and red plumage that resemble the Cuban flag 🇨🇺 and would remind him of home

They are very pretty birds with lots of personality

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Don’t know if this was done yet but is there anything worse then a rapist vine with the Voltron cast

Allura *during her lotura phase *

Is there anything worse then dying

*rips off paper that reads lotor

Lance : LOTOR

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Banned , tanned and ready to fucking throw some hands -lance probably

PALE, STALE AND READY TO FUCKING BALE

-Keith when he left voltron probably

DARK AND FULL OF FUCKING SNARK -hunk probably

HERE , QUEER AND READY TO PUT YOUR ASS IN GEAR -shiro probably

[living-lovino-loca]

Forget Keith’s glow up , he looks the same just older but let’s talk about how lance looked like a cute peanut and now he now he’s just smooth as butter. And I already regret writing this out ?

Keiths glow up was basically ? Huh I wonder if I can get edgier

I CANT SAY HUNK GLOWED UP BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL , HE RADIATES BEAUTY

But godamn , garrison hunk is a whole ass experience

PIDGE WHEN THROUGH A WHOLE ASS TRANSFORMATION THAT HAD SAILOR MOON SHOOK

This reminds me of pidges, peanut speech

I like peanut butter. And I like peanut butter cookies. But I hate peanuts. They're so dry! Also, I sweat a lot. I mean, in general. Unrelated to the peanuts.

Allura was probably so confused

[living-lovino-loca]

God is a woman by Ariana grande but it’s allura