#volturialice

[cullen-collective]

y'all been listening to Three Books, One Plot?

@goldeneyedgirl @volturialice @flowerslut

Beau manip by Lariska_Prgitay on twitter

[therealvinelle]

I'm fully prepared to be fed to the sharks, but i will have you know i did at least try to look at your twilight fic rec list first. Do you have any favorite or respected fic that handled alice's character properly? beyond your own works?

Pfft, well I'm glad. And hey, I'll take that last line as praise. Thank you!

Alas, I don't have much to give you. She's almost always relegated to the Bella's friend slot (or if it's a Bella bashing fic, then Alice is the loudest among the Cullens in hating stupid Bella. She was only pretending to like her!), and I don't read Jalice fics.

I do have one go-to fic for well-written Alice, one that really stood out, but I couldn't recommend it without telling you to stop after a certain chapter because it... drops the ball. And I'm not talking someone's work down in public, so you'd have to DM me for that.

As for other fics, I...

God, anon, I'm sorry but I struggle. Alice as a leading character doesn't interest me so every well-characterized Alice coming to mind are Alices who were minor. The fic I refer to above had a Trojan Horse Alice, didn't think she would be a major character but she stole the show.

In other words, I don't have anything for you.

I think I'll tag @jessicanjpa and @volturialice. Both have written Alice fic and get her character really well. They should be able to give you more satisfying answers than I can.

[the-golden-onion]

wow that outermost golden onion layer sure looks fine. bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor

anything for you, babycakes 😘

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

idk what that anon was talking about. faking a car accident for clout is an AMAZING look in fact I'm on my way to go fake one right now if you guys wanna go a second round (I'm glad everyone's ok and that it's inspired such glorious shitposting 🙏💚)

G I’m dying this absolutely sent me!

@jasperwhitcock and I are on our way to get in another accident for clout with you!

(Thank you I love you ❣️❣️❣️)

[rosaalee]

🖤

@volturialice

[jasperwhitcock]

here is my midnight sun bingo card from the template @volturialice​ made hehe

[rosalie-stan]

alternatively, [renesmee voice] mommy did aunt alice and uncle jasper run away because we're going to fucking die?

oh a concept as well

on a related note, my gf suggested putting it in when edward finds out bella is pregnant and i can get down with that (should you choose to acknowledge bd as canon, that is)

[bettsfic]

@ the anon who asked about brainstorming: apparently tapping into your parasympathetic nervous system helps! my (eccentric, but extremely creative) boss swears by: peeing, showering, and swimming. I have not personally looked into the science behind it all, but those are her methods to find inspiration/brainstorm

ah, how could i forget the parasympathetic nervous system trick! 

i can’t swim, but i get a lot of good brain writing done while i run or drive somewhere. also hard agree showering is good, although usually by the time i’m done, i’ve forgotten all the things i’ve thought of. my mom bought me one of those waterproof pencil/paper things but i always forget to use it. 

thanks for the addition!