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been trying to make a Kemp's ridley sea turtle joke for hours but their nickname (ghost turtle!) isnt used as commonly as i thought so. not that funny. :( but do know that an effort was made in your honor (‘-‘*ゞ

its so okay its the thought that counts and also today i learned theres a species of turtle out there nicknamed ghost turtle. thats me fr

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i cant shut up im sorry im just. dissecting his brain right now. tell me your secrets, grapehead. on the other hand, i love imagining Leo, fresh in the flesh(?), running into walls and accidentally throwing things bc hes not a ghost, so walls are Actually Effective, and he doesnt have to Muster Every Ounce Of Strength to pick up a coffee mug.

augh i wanna like. write a little mini-fic of cmh wherein he learns how to Be Alive Again. the touch-starvation but simultaneous overstimulation of *feeling* again,,,,, forgetting that just bc hes alone/nobody's wearing goggles doesnt mean hes invisible anymore,,, *pizza*,,,,,, i want to dig around his traumatized lil skull. but i dont know that i would do it any justice lmao, im. so out of practice + idek if youre like. cool w that :p /pos

!!!!! i would LOVE that oh my god + i'd love to see it if you do end up writing it!!

also like. YEAH. there is going to be a lot of adjusting to do LMAOJFLKDJSALKFJDSLK

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hey man 1. if i could tell Mikey i absolutely would, just bc im chill w/ the death jokes does not make you immune to my nonsense

and 2. i hope they got ghost adderall 4 u bro <3

literally SO mean to me /lh

and ME TOO!!!!! ME TOO!!!!!! YOU GET IT

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whats up skittle squad member #1 im strugglin and comin back atcha with obnoxious meaningless garbage!!!!! making airhorn noise with my mouth rn

forgive me if this is obvious bc im a lil dumb but! have yall taken any time to see if the Hidden City has, like, mystical ghost stuff? like, idk, items you can interact with easier? some kinda spirit-yōkai fidget spinner or smthn??

skittle squad member #1 is my new favorite thing ive ever been called thanks

and. i havent been since i got back, im sure were gonna end up going back there at some point it just hasnt happened yet what with the like. everything yknow

it... would make sense though, for them to have stuff like that. if i exist there might be other ghosts out there too and itd make sense the hidden city would have stuff for them so

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im baaaack and i am here to Cause A Ruckus (yell about turtles)

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speaking *totally randomly* and not in response to *anything whatsoever*...

sobbing rn bc samesies ahaha! anyhoozles moving on, medz is kickin in soo cya l8r Beetlejuice-wannabe (/affectionate) im gnna sleep like the dead ;D

shakes your hand except our hands just go right through each other and it's just kind of awkward now oops

also here to set the record straight 'sleep like the dead' is actually a misconception because i Cant Sleep. which is pretty homophobic if you ask me

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drink up, Casper /lh /j

[sorry 4 so much spam is2g I'll stop when meds work ">_>]

they made this for ME, PERSONALLY, actually

also no worries lmao im having a great time

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damn bro the "estranged parent trying to be less estranged and include their kid(s) in their life with good intentions but still bein weird n distant n not sure where boundaries lie" vibes were IMMACULATE this chap. as a Donnie kinnie i am enraged at how much i FELT Leo's whole Vibes /pos

also. props to Drax 4 respecting and prioritizing Leon's comfort over ease of communication/scientific interest chef's kiss mwah

TY TY!!! yeah he has come a long way from throwing leo off a roof