#voodestined

[dangantruth-a-blog]

"Hm, a joke, a joke! What can I do to make this one smile?" Blythe said, trotting around in circles around the other, humming. "Oh, oh! I know! If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organized GRIME!" The witch cackles way too gleefully over that joke. Though, she knew he wouldn't laugh, it might be fun to mess with him a little? (For the Amuse My Muse meme, For Kuzuryuu!)

Cue a very soft, and amused snort-- even a little smile. Before he realized it, Kuzuryuu gave a glare before stating firmly.

“Tell anyone, and I cut ‘ya fucking toes off and feed it ‘ta the fucking crows, understand!? Don’t fuck with me like that!”

...Did the baby face Yakuza like puns?

[chefmamasboy-blog]

❝ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS! ❞ ((sorry lmao))

Teruteru only shakes his head. “ Goodness! I hope you don’t get the ones packed with nothing but Junk food!” He shudders at the thought of a taco made out of chips and filled with almost nothing but meat and cheese.